I have a very large distended GH penis :)
Don't worry I got it! Anchorman rocked!Originally Posted by Chesticles
1. I'm a self taught musician with over ten years of experience on guitar.
2. I have been with my girl for over 5 years.
3. I have hazel eyes.
4. I was a little guy in school and was once hung off the balcony by my feet.
5. I have a love hate relationship with science. It is boring and pedantic, but it matters to get things right, unlike the guess work and erronous claims most people use instead.
6. A guy once tried to pick a fight with me when I was chatting up a chick. I told him to meet me outside for a fight. He went outside and I stayed to chat to the chick, while all his friends laughed at him.
7. Our dog gets more compliments about how lean and fit and strong (fast) it is than myself or my girl. Neither my girl nor I get the same compliments, we just get called "lucky".
8. My training highlight was setting PB's in all lifts on one day; OH press, pullups, dips, deadlift, incline bench, and db row.
9. I played in a grand final with my team in footy (only to lose). We were severe underdogs with a score for/against of 96% and the oposition had 380%. We lost by 10 points (a small margin).
10. I have grown 6" taller, gained 35kg (77lbs) and have a lower BF% since I started training.
1. I was born in Dubai, United Arab of Emirates
2. I lived in England till i was 11, then I moved to Canada
3. I got arrested for the first time in England this summer, cause i got into a fight with a bum while i was drunk...
4. My trademark "mop-head" hair is 100% natural, i didnt even know it would look like that when i started growing it
5. I love scotch
6. I lost my virginity to some 24 year old broad when i was 16
7. I've never had a girlfriend, but by some crazy twist of luck i still manage to get to play with babylons and poonani on a pretty regular basis
8. I once banged a broad on a train within 30 minutes of meeting her, she must have been horny and drunk out of her mind...
9. I graduated High School with the intention of becoming a Teacher, but after a year off i've decided to become either a Police Officer OR a Firefighter
10. I took karate when i was 12 for a month and gave it up to play video games :D
I've got more than 10, but w/e.
1. I'm big into video games (not just playing, I keep track of the entire industy).
2. I fight with my parents a lot because they hate my 2 biggest interests: bbing and video games.
3. Most of the kids in my grade think I'm skinny and weak (I tend to keep my training a secret except to friends), when in reality I may just be one of the strongest kids in my grade pound for pound.
4. In 8th grade (2 years ago) I arm wrestled nearly every decently strong boy in my grade (a few hundred kids in the grade at that school) and I only lost once to someone who was 4" taller and 60 lbs heavier than me. Put up a good fight too.
5. My dad runs a swimming pool company.
6. I'm a born again Bible-believing Christian.
7. I've gained 20 lbs since this time last year, despite already being quite muscular, without: gaining any height, bf, no access to a gym (got stuff at home, though), no supplements besides whey protein, obviously natural, and I'm pretty much alone in bbing (not counting you guys).
8. I started training seriously at 14.
9. My mom would freak out if I got a gf anytime before I turned 18 (extremely annoying), but my dad doesn't care.
10. The lowest grade I've ever gotten on a report card is a B+ (I'm in all high level classes).
11. I've never lost a fight (usually friendly fights), even against bigger or more experienced kids.
12. I've only had 1 detention so far in my life, and that's because I deliberately pissed off my teacher. Not a single person in the class liked her.
13. I like most bugs, but I don't like spiders.
14. Kids who think they're tough and talk big despite being 80 lbs piss me off to no extent.
15. Throughout the past 3 years, there's only been about 2 or 3 teachers I've had that could read faster than me (out of about 25).
16. I am NOT a morning person.
17. I go to church 3x a week.
That's all I've got for now.
1. I was born In Ukraine.
2. I immigrated to Israel when I was 7 years old.
3. I skipped the first grade and started learning in school from the 2nd grade.
4. I was a fatass most of my life and since I started training in the begining of the year I lost about 40lbs of fat and gained some muscle.
5. I never had a fight in my life.
6. Me and a friend of mine are the only ones in my school who train seriously in a gym.
7. I am a self taught guitarist.
8. My favorite type of music is death metal.
9. I hate when skinny noobs im my school starting to teach me about training.
10. I speak Russian, Hebrew, English and I knew some Arabic a while ago.
1. I once ate 5 cooked dogs legs for a bet.
2. I have no anus.
3. I can't come within 200yds of children.
4. I have never had an erection or seen myself naked.
5. My bones are so brittle that I cannot leave the house without being surrounded in a thick layer of bubblewrap.
6. I was born in a petri dish.
7. I have no sense of touch.
8. I scream all night.
9. I'm allergic to clothes.
10. I am 15% jam.