''If you wanna run with the big dogs you cant piss on the porch with the pups.''
"Look what Viagra can do for you!"
"I have a big red round holy mexican penis, obey me"
"see my finger folks?, jebus sent me this."
it reminds me of the satanic symbol.
"Anyone feel like a chalupa?"
slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
"Duh...dis is my thermo-nuclear boom boom finger, a-hyuk"
"Duh... my bum's real itchy today, anybody wanna smell my finger?"