I was nekked, watching tv, lullzing.
I was like,"lulz. that Osama bin Laden is fuckin crazy. MOM! make me some fuckin Egg-O's! lulz. teh twin towers are on fiyah! lulz."
and she was all like, "oh snap, we're all out of syrup....you wanna use mustard???"
and I'm all like, "bitch, I used all teh mustard when I lubed my cock'n'balls up for masturbation time!"
and she's like, "lulz. I bet ur junk looks like Big Bird."
and I'm like, " LULZ!".