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Any Strength is made perfect in weakness
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Bacon+eggs+toast+lots and lots of water
Of course should have tackled the issue the night before with a lot of water, salty/sugary drink and some protein with fats meal. Basically hangovers are related to dehydration, disruption of the osmotic balance (salts and sugars), and absorbtion in the stomach. The protein and fats close the pyloric sphincter which creates a better absorption of the fluids and salts so that the hydration and osmotic balance can be returned.
drinking milk beforehand suposedly coats the stomache in a way that minimizes hangovers. idk i've never tried it but it's supposed to work. and also drinking water consistently all night will certainly help.
cardu is part right in what he's saying. a little bit of alcohol the next morning when you're hung over will help ease the pain. you're body is going through a "withdrawl" so to speak and giving a little bit of alcohol (a beer works) helps ease this.
The milk thing just stops alcohol absorption in the first half hour or so. Plus it can make sure you don't flush the system and have fluids entering the small intenstinve for quick absorption. But over the course of an evening this doesn't make a huge difference.
Hair of the dog will only stop the dizziness as it gives more alcohol into the bloodstream that enters the inner ear. The dizziness is from alcohol changing the fluids viscosity in the inner ear such that the inner and outer fluids change density and start to spin at different speeds (hence the dizzy feeling and lack of balance). You'll often notice that the spinning is in the opposite direction the next morning. This is due to the change in density back.
From a cultural perspective; alcohol and drugs are a long tradition of human evolution. I was just watching a doco on ancient civilisations and archeology. They had a ruin that dated back 3000 years or so that had a special preparation area designed for making a special "celebration drink" made from cannabis, opium poppies and ephedra. Needless to say that you'd be feeling pretty celebratory with a bit of that stuff!!
Beer and alcohol have been the foundation of entire cultures. Great feats of engineering wouldn't have been possible without them (pyramids for example). Now clearly drugs of all sorts have an important place in our society and our history. We would not be here without these drugs. To simply dismiss alcohol as something that only dumb people take, or that getting drunk is only for the stupid is not only narrow minded but shows a sense of misplaced superiority.