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Dead wife as a coffee table

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Jeff Green is a 32 year old american, in Arizona, whose wife passed. Due to the great pain he suffered due to her death, he did something totally out of character for a normal and sane person. He said, "I could no longer take the pain that my wife's death caused me and I brought her back home." This is where Jeff's story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life at the young age of 29. Lucy's last words to Jeff were, "We will meet again in heaven." These words served of no consolation to Jeff's despair.

At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he would not let Lucy leave him. "I called the cemetary caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take my wife home with me. They thought it was strange, but I was allowed to take her with me. I'd rather have her at home than seven feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table." Jeff ordered a special glass casing that eliminates the decomposition of a dead body. "It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it."

Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stop visiting Jeff. His true friends respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even coment that it is a nice piece of furniture.
 
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great idea!! who wanna be a table when passes away??
 
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BTW its false.
 
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You gotta shake that thing ! Shake that thing !

In this case, try not to break the glass.
 
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Notice how the world is against letting people take the bodies home with them...its fear of a zombie uprising(seriously).
Theres even law after death...:shakefist:
 

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Please don't turn this into an lulz thread


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oh well it was a great news.. :rofl3:
 
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whoa whoa whoa.........thats crazy!......people still use geocities?
 
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GEOCITIES FOR THE WINZ
 

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