For the aussies.

John Hopoate just got knocked the fuck out by somebody Mcall (apperently fairly accomplished in the boxing ring)

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha cop that mr finger in the arse

HAHAHA I fuckin saw this on the news. How pathetic does the fat cunt look in the ring ey!

Apparently prior to this he had won all of his fights by knockout. So for him to get knocked out in this one shows he isn't much of a fighter.

Wait wut?

Big VIC said:

Wait wut?

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you not a kanga, you messican!

Robcardu said:

you not a kanga, you messican!

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Si Señor

Big VIC said:

Si Señor

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John Hoapoate used to play professional rugby league in australia but famously got suspended after he was putting his finger inside opposition players anuses when he was tackling them. There used to be youtube footage of it but I guess it has all been taken down... He then jumped over to boxing and made his way upto australian heavyweight title... (tim should probably train me to fight him)

Im sure hes a nice guy outside of sport but he was a dirty rugby league player(not just for the fingering but illegal throat tackles constantly etc) and its good to see him get his due in boxing.

Interesting..I was wondering what he was up to. Looks like Sonny Bill might be following in his footsteps.

tim290280 said:

Apparently prior to this he had won all of his fights by knockout. So for him to get knocked out in this one shows he isn't much of a fighter.

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He went the distance once or twice I think. The guys a clown though, if you look up his boxing history it really shows how pathetic he is. On youtube there's footage of him getting annihilated by a former kickboxer, so satisfying

He never had a chance against old mate, he knocked out Lennox Lewis in two rounds back in the day, and his never been knocked out.

Hopo Jokes
I hear Joh Hopoate's starring in the sequel to the Award winning film Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Its going to be called Crouching Tiger Hidden Finger.

If u see Hopoate smelling his fingertips, he might just be choosing player of the day...

Shame about being sacked, Hopoate could have rectum.

If the police get involved, Hopoate could end up in the pokey.

Now that he’s out of the game, Hopoate is desperate and dateless.

Now that he has been sacked, it is rumoured that Hopoate is about to
follow Mundine ringside.

Rugby league may be a Stone Age game, but it was first to enter the
digital age.

Hopoate has changed his name to Stop-a-farte..

How do the judiciary decide on this punishment? Is there a ‘rule of
thumb’?

What’s the problem? He was only keeping up to date with his opponents.

Headline: Police Wash Hands of Hopoate Antics!

Let’s hope he doesn’t bite his fingernails.

A view from a fan: this leaves a foul taste in my mouth.

Hopoate’s defence: it was only a brown eye gouge.

Hopoate’s defence: they were giving me cheek.

Hopoate’s defence: Honest, he was just lying prostate on the ground.

Hopoate’s defence: I saw an opening and went for it.

Hopoate’s defence: The coach told me to penetrate their defences.

Hopoate’s defence: Its just the old one hand tackle.

He must be getting married. I heard Hopoate was checking out some
rings on Saturday night.

Hopoate: the human thermometer.

What’s John Hopoate’s favourite biscuits?
Chocolate fingers.

What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a north Queensland
cowboy?
You can stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

What’s Hoppa’s favourite cake?
A Finger Bun.

“I think the criticism levelled at Hoppa is totally unfounded, he is
being fingered for a crime he did not commit”. Coach Lamb.

I heard that Hoppa has a segment on the footy show called Hoppa’s
Up-date

What’s the bet Terry Lamb will tell him to pull his finger out

“Players don’t report cases like Hopoate’s because they’d be the butt
of all jokes” - Roy Masters (former West’s Coach)

Is the whole thing a three-ring circus?

A chance for Channel 9’s The Footy Show to make something of its
“player probe”?

Hopoate to have a cameo role in the digitally enhanced versions of The
Lord Of The Rings and Finger of Guilt.

How come Field and McGuinness got six months for cocaine but Hopoate
only got 12 weeks for crack?

Do The Hopoate
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You put your left thumb in
You pull your left thumb out
You put your left thumb in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hopoate and you turn the game around
And that’s what it’s all about.

The John Hopoate Virus: your computer will insert random digits -
often where they are quite unwanted

Perhaps something good will come out of Hopoate’s poking about.

Did you hear the league is going to crack down on Hopoate.

"He must be getting married. I heard Hopoate was checking out some
rings on Saturday night."

lololol repped

Some pictorial explanation for non-Ockers...

^ wtf?, is he sticking his fingers in his ass?

Hypocrisy86 said:

^ wtf?, is he sticking his fingers in his ass?

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BINGO!

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