fat people should be fed to my bench press
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate;
I am the captain of my soul.
We don't have alligators in Australia. We have the bigger and more dangerous Crocodile. Crocs are known for their ability to kill anything, including sharks (answering that eternal question over which would win in a battle between a shark and a croc). We also have the most number of species of deadly poisonous snakes in the world, including several of the most venomous. We enjoy Crocs and snakes because they keep the American tourist numbers down
As for fat women; every country has them. Trick is to get them before they get fat or trade up to a younger thinner model Being Australian we have no problem doing this. Plus being a warmer country we don't need the fat women to keep us warm during winter.