Anti British sign

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW

'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Glamorgan, South Wales.

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

After all, it is ONLY A SIGN, you may say.

'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'






























































































































































































Answer:
A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

(WHO SAID UNDERTAKERS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

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tim290280 said:

There are some things that just aren't funny. This one is trying too hard.

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Skeptic said:

Thanks Uncle kill-joy.

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tim290280 said:

Women walks into a pet store to buy a talking parrot. The only parrot they have was raised in a brothel. The women thinks hard and decides that "what is the worst the parrot could say?"

She takes it home to see her house. The parrot says "New house, new maddam".
A little shocked to be called the maddam she lets it pass thinking that it isn't that bad.

Her two daughters arrive home. The parrot says "Two for one." The daughters start laughing and the woman thinks that it was funny and is liking the parrot.

Her husband arrives home. THe parrot says "Hi Mike".

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