Top 10 worst Movie

"Free Willy" not on the list = not my list.

what's yours?




10 (Aeon Flux) Charlize Theron



9 (Godzilla) Mathew Broderick - Jean Reno



8 (Hulk) Eric Bana - Kris Krisstoferson



7 (WaterWorld) Kevin Costner - Dennis Hopper



6 (Wild Wild West) Will Smith - Kevin Kline



5 (Catwoman) Halle Berry y Sharon Stone



4 (Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot) Sylvester Stallone



Puesto 3 (BattleField Earth) John Travolta - Forest Whitaker



2 (The Island of Dr Moreau) Marlon Brandon - Val Kilmer



1 (Batman & Robin) George Clooney - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I agree with your list except for one thing. Waterworld, thats kinda good imo

Stop! or my Mom will Shoot is brilliant!

lists are so hard to compile. my top 10 is just as likely to be my bottom 10 based on the last 10 movies i saw. meh ill give it a go because its you papi. I dont want to come across as harsh ,I appreciate all artists in their work that they do. A world without bad movies wouldnt be worth living. now to continue.


10. There will be blood

did that scene have dialogue? dunno, was probs asleep

9. Meet Joe Black
I met him, he was whiter then elfreako naked infront of a white wall and very boring too.

edit: should of used whiter then a turkish elfreako love child

8.can't hardly wait

cant hardly wait for the movie to fucking finish, fuck! was made to watch it several times at school. but school peroids were only ever 45minutes and so we only ever saw the first 45 minutes over and over. never watched it to the end so i dont even know if the main character got jennifer love hewitt in the end fuuuck.makes me go hypo inside thinking about it.

7. Terminator 4.


"this is john connor and if your listening,its probably because of the internet hype of me abusing some camera man and probably something to do with the first two movies being romantic comedy bliss, well guess what? my outburst didn't even make the film and this film has no continuity with the first second or even third film and your bored out of your mind you silly ****"

6. Mr and mrs smith

Whos your daddy now? Definately not Mr. Goodfilm.

5. Godfather part 3

"ill make him a sequel he should refuse"

4. Rocky 5

How would rocky cope without boxing?? turns out, we shouldnt know.

3. Starwars eps 1,2,3

Jar Jar doing the mandatory thumbs up pose. He probably should stop.

2. Sharks Tale
will smith check, robert deniro check, renee zellweger check, Angelina Jolie... um ok check, jack black... oh crap. This movie should be labelled sell out 3:16. Least funny cartoon commedy movie since they were artificially insemenated into the mainstream.

and my number 1 worst movie of all time






1. Mortal kombat annihilation.

3:36-3:39 made that vid in 2006 and it still holds true today. there is not even a crappy internet movie worse then Mortal kombat annihlation

I can see your attention span is officially non-existent.

Line said:

I can see your attention span is officially non-existent.

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Both of those top 10 worst lists are crap.

How can 'There Will Be Blood' be on a Top 10 worst list? Closer to being on a top 10 best list.... seriously, WTF?

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I can see your attention span is officially non-existent.

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did u say something?
i know your a fan, but i suffered through this movie and it added nothing to my life. You sir must of been drunk to enjoy it.

Pioneer said:

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Both of those top 10 worst lists are crap.

How can 'There Will Be Blood' be on a Top 10 worst list? Closer to being on a top 10 best list.... seriously, WTF?

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lol, lets see ur list then. Im not the only one to pan that movie.

Im a GodFather fan, and i must say thr third is like Rocky would say "rubbish"

I've watched some truely awefull films.

But I have the strange ability to be able to purge the memory of a terrible film. What I do, for those interested, is take a 8mm (10mm is too big) drill bit, put it in your drill and place it against your temple. Press down hard and once deep into your head, wiggle it around a bit until you can't remember the film.

Works every time

tim290280 said:

I've watched some truely awefull films.

But I have the strange ability to be able to purge the memory of a terrible film. What I do, for those interested, is take a 8mm (10mm is too big) drill bit, put it in your drill and place it against your temple. Press down hard and once deep into your head, wiggle it around a bit until you can't remember the film.

Works every time

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...i... dont... think.... i ...will... try

Pickle said:

did u say something?
i know your a fan, but i suffered through this movie and it added nothing to my life. You sir must of been drunk to enjoy it.

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I'm not irked you don't enjoy it, but calling it one of the 10 worst films you've seen is pretty weak. I've seen 20 worse films this month alone.

10. Starship Troopers 3 (part 1 and 2 were entertaining though)
9. Phantom Menace ("Exsqueeze me?" officially killed it for me.)
8. AVP (talk about ruining two awesome franchises)
7. AVP2 (Didn't think it could get worse than the first, I was wrong)
6. Happy Feet (Only movie I ever walked out of, too much sexual innuendo to be called a kids movie too.)
5. Titanic (bitch, scoot over there's plenty of room for me to float too.)
4. 10,000 B.C. (that's right wholly mammoths can work in a 1000 degree weather, all that fur is really an air conditioning suit.)
3. Juno (I'm in the minority on this I'm sure, but all the dialogue that was supposed to be funny just seemed fake to me.)
2. Miami Vice (to be fair, never really watched the old tv show either)
1. Snakes on a Plane (I've had it with these muthafukin' scripts in these muthafukin' movies!)

This, by far, is the worst movie I've seen in recent memory. In defense, I rented it because all my students were raving about it (they always read the book in class) and I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.

On the other hand, it was so bad it was actually funny at times.

Chicks like it so IMO its teh best movie of all time :icon_ninja:

pGhi said:

Chicks like it so IMO its teh best movie of all time :icon_ninja:

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No pussy is worth sitting through that horrible piece of shit.

Skeptic said:

No pussy is worth sitting through that horrible piece of shit.

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I watched because of anal...:icon_ninja:

pGhi said:

I watched because of anal...:icon_ninja:

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If that's all it takes for her to give it up, then where can i see this movie at?

I saw There will be blood on HBO HD while back, some parts were boring as hell, some good, i still love the end of it, haha. thats Line going mad.

With the help of a few "Worst Movie" lists I was reminded of the worst movies I have ever seen and can recall well enough to hate (I couldn't stop at 10). I'm sure there are some other truly horrible ones that I saw as a kid but my memories aren't clear enough to place them. I also found that some film critics need their heads checked, I saw both The Usual Suspects and Fight Club on worst movie lists. WTF?

In a loose order...
1. Date Movie (only lasted 10mins)
2. Freddy Got Fingered
3. Highlander II
4. Streetfighter and both Mortal Kombat films
5. Universal Soldier: The Return
6. Congo
7. Battlefield Earth (another only partial viewing)
8. The Crow: Wicked Prayer
9. Anaconda
10. Batman & Robin
11. 2 Fast 2 Furious
12. Queen of the Damned
13. League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen