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The Westside Barbell Primer

El Freako

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The WSB primer (The answers to all your questions)

Simple answers to complex questions: (misspelling is intentional)

1. I can't gain weight!
A. Eat more food.

2. I can't loose weight!
A. Eat less food.

3. My bicepts, tricepts, lats, other favorite body part won't grow!
A. Gain weight, lift heavy.

4. What exercises should I do to get rid of the stubborn fat on my abs, chest, butt, etc...
A. Lose weight. Lift heavy.

5. This personal trainer gave me this program to do, is it good?
A. Your program sucks and you know it does. Read a book.

6. I designed this program, what do you think?
A. Your program sucks.

7. I've been lifting seriously for 3 weeks and I think my tricepts/whatever are a weakness. How should I bring them up?
A. Lift heavy weights for 3 more years. Read a book.

8. Should I try *insert favorite anabolic*?
A. No. If you were ready you wouldn't have to ask random people on the internet.

9. Am I over-training?
A. No.

10. I've been doing Smolov/Westside/Madcow/favorite program for 3 months, should I change it up?
A. No. Give your program time to work.

11. I've been lifting on and off for the last two years and can't seem to get stronger. What should I do.
A. Start lifting "on" more than "off"

12. My doctor said that squats and deadlifts are bad for me.
A. Get a new doctor.

13. I'm 6' and 152 lbs. Should I bulk or cut?
A. Go to the hospital before you die of malnutrition. Then gain 100 lbs.

14. I can bench 135 RAW, I could bench 500 in a shirt, but I think that's cheating.
A. You suck, and you're a pussy.

15. I want to look good nekid.
A. Get surgery.

16. I want to loose 50 lbs in 2 months, what's my best course of action?
A. Get surgery.

17. How do I get my pecs to be square like *insert favorite bodybuilder here*?
A. Gain 100 lbs, lift heavy. Get surgery.

18. How do I get my bench to go up?
A. Learn how to bench. Gain weight.

19. I can't seem to get motivated. I'd rather watch tv and play video games than lift weights.
Don't lift weights.

20. How do I develop the upper inner part of my pec and the lower part of my abs and blah blah blah blah blah....
A. Read a book.
 
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Lol, was Dave Tate the one who answered these or Louis? HAH sounds like them.
 
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Keep it stupid simple (KISS). Just stick to the basics and work your ass off for max results
 
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Funny but true. These are the most common stupid questions ask by beginners like me. I should get into the basics and not go through a shortcut. It is better to sweat off blood for me to get into shape so that it can truly be a memorable one for me. Keep it coming. Thanks!
 
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This is a good Q & A some parts were questionable (nekid = surgery... smh) but i think attitude like this discourages beginners and they end up buying some gay as fuk workout at home dvd.
 
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I think this is the perfect attitude one should have if they want to lift heavy arse weights.
 
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This is a good Q & A some parts were questionable (nekid = surgery... smh) but i think attitude like this discourages beginners and they end up buying some gay as fuk workout at home dvd.

I disagree. I think beginners need to be bludgeoned with the honest truth so they learn early and stop wasting our time and bytes with their dumbass questions.
 

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