Friend -"I've been talking with this guy, his name is --whatever it was-- i think you know him"
Me -"mmm I'm not sure i know anyone named --whatever--...how's he?"
Friend -"pale, black long hair, glasses... and he's quite short"
Me -"how short?"
Friend: "more or less like you"
LOL. And he was dead serious.
Of course my friend is >1.95m tall so for him i'm a frigging dwarf.