"Lunk alarm": it can't be real... tell me that's not happening in the real world.
It is, in that american chain called planet fatness. And wait for it to come to Europe/Spain. New gyms are already mostly "wellness centers" where the biggest DB is 20Kg, everythings made of bright-colored rubber and there's no squat rack, the next step is places where you're not allowed to sweat.
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