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    Dating tips for guys

    I'm sure I've read this before but don't know from where, so I hope it's not a repost.



    Just some ways you can show your special someone you're a real man:

    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. When she says that she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. If, I mean when, she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time later in the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Also, tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When your g/f looks at you, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can...now go make a sandwich"

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

    21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    23. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

    24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can...now go make a sandwich"


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    I remember reading these or something similar maybe, posted a few years ago by Zigurd (NeoSoviet at that time). Still awesome lol.


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    Quote Originally Posted by tkD View Post
    I remember reading these or something similar maybe, posted a few years ago by Zigurd (NeoSoviet at that time). Still awesome lol.
    NeoSoviet....


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like LIFTING and jerking off in her hair


     


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolicus View Post
    I'm sure I've read this before but don't know from where, so I hope it's not a repost.



    Just some ways you can show your special someone you're a real man:

    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. When she says that she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. If, I mean when, she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time later in the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Also, tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When your g/f looks at you, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can...now go make a sandwich"

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

    21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    23. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

    24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
    There is a difference between being a man and being a child. As much as I like the tips no one really undrstands girls enough to give you tips that really work. Girls are different.


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    Well thank you for the quick laugh, and I will be sure to show this to my lady friend the next time I slip up. I love the "could be better" response when she asks you how she looks, and I cannot imagine the type of look that I would get back, but I really do not want to find out. Girls loving competition and the tip to make sure she is looking when you grab the other girl was pretty good, too. I hope nobody is out there devoid of sarcasm who might actually follow the list, but thanks for sharing.


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    My grandfather told me that women are like kids, you have to talk to them politely. You will also have to listen to them if you want to avoid troubles. Don't suggest anything that they can oppose because they always think that they are correct. Ask them what they like before buying it for them.


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    great post for teenager who want to date girl/boy..thanks for such a sharing..


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    I haven't read this post before. I have to agree this is a detailed educative post to help spice date between a girl and boy.


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    Great compilation for guys but this number 17 keeps me thinking deep, I'm like this is going too far

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.



     


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    Haha, thanks for sharing this, but we just might follow all of these and still fail because women are unpredictable!

    I would maybe skip this one? "10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD."


     


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    Re: Dating tips for guys

    I take that women are unpredictable @to7update the fact remains any way that works out for you can be regarded as being perfect.


     




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