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The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Kanav

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that guy sounds like my old boss (wouldnt be surprised AT ALL) since he said his area code is 416, which is my area code (toronto)
 
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Holy fucking shit. I cannot believe this...
 
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There are some replies to the vid that are worthy of copy pasta:

"I’ve always thought I was the biggest shitbag alive. After listening to that message, I now know that I’m a mere novice. I just don’t think I could ever achieve such a lofty level of douchebaggery and suckitude!

By comparison, this guy makes me look worthy of canonization!

I fold… I’m throwing in the towel, Dmitri… You’ve unequivocally and undeniably taken the title of undisputed heavyweight douchebag champion of the world!

+1 to Dmitri… For giving ALL of us a newly found appreciation for who we are, and what we’re not!"

"WHOA, i thought i was a couch potatoe loser….This guy is on a whole new level of epic douchebagness i wanna meet this guy just so i could laugh at his balding dome, cause that’s exactly how he sounds. He actually sounds kinda gay, but power to him if he’s still in the closet.

HAHAHA Maybe you were abused as a child.

that’s how I pick up my woman too! What a player!"

"# dmitri Says:
June 27th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Jealous much? although you won’t admit it. I am a winner. I listen to Anthony Robbins every day & have a huge wanger. 18 women approached me this morning in line at Starbucks - oh wait I work there :-S"
 
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If you are psychologically NORMAL...give me a call. You don't hand out a business card and not call back, that's just passive agressive. I don't play those games. I don't play games okay?
 
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hmm. douche bag is an understatement for this
"thing"
 
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