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tim and I thought it would be funny to travel to newzealand, steal their primeministers pregnant sheep, put it in a crate and ship it to a turkey farm. Little did we know the crate was bound for the country , the actual country "turkey" and that it was... that is was pregnant with the spawn of the NZ Primeministers husband! choice bro.
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shouldve worn a condom.
"Yeah I grunt when I get my swole at the gym. So everyone can see how jacked and tan I am." -Brucie Kibbutz
"A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him."
Thats fucked up on so many different levels LOL
i`ve heard of a sheep shagger but this is ridiculous
Go Hard or Go to Planet Fitness!
I don't know about you guys, but that's fucking scary as hell!
I'm not completely sure about this, but I've read this isn't from beastiality. It's actually just a genetic abnormality, just like the snake-baby from last year. Humans can't make offspring with other species.
Lol total bs about it being a man sheep...cmon people that's not
any kind of possible. How convienient that it was cremated too
it was kinda cute
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all
kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron
will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference
point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in
the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It
never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two
hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.