Post Olympia Interview

[Arcane1129]

SmallButGettingThere

Miniduck: Why wern't you competing in the Olympia bro?

SBGT: Soon..soon my friend, I just reached my natural peak!

Miniduck: Congrats SBGT, what will you do now?

SBGT: I just got a call from director Jerry Bruckheimer, they want to remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory again and I'm set to play one of the Oompa Loompa's.

Miniduck: That's great news, I'm glad to hear things are going well for you.

SBGT: They are! I also just gained 1/8th of a centimeter girth on my penis from 2 hours a day of PE exercises using a hot wrap around my cock.

Miniduck: Little more information than I needed..thank you for your time.

SBGT: Where's my vasoline?

LMFAO!!

 

[Spike]

LMAO funny as hell

 

[Pickle]

4) Pickle-

Me: So, why Pickle?

Pickle: My mother named me after a vegetable

Me: You admitted pickles are gross, so why name yourself after one?

Pickle: Jay cutlers waist is gross and people are still named jay cutler.

Me: Well, if dickwad was the first thing, would you name yourself that?

Pickle: No, I don't want to be associated with Jay.

Me: What do you have to do with Pickles? Is it a conspiracy?

Pickle: Basically Im a little bit green, like the hulk and i mean the incredible hulk not the massive tanker jay carries for a waist line.

Me: Because none of the competitors are named after a pickle.

Pickle : Correct

fixed

 

[Ironslave]

hahahaha i was honestly cracking up at this stuff

 

[DriDDeRz]

pretty good interviews thanks fellas

 

[Arcane1129]

An interview with bodybuilding guru, Jornt.

Me: Who do you feel should've won?

Jornt: Ronnie, of course.

Me: I disagree, I think Jay was better.

Jornt: Disagree with me = gay.

Me: Now, when you say "me = gay", are you saying what I think you're saying? Are you finally coming out of the closet?

Jornt: Out of the closet = gay.

Me: So...is that why you're coming out of it?

Jornt: You = gay.

Me: I'm not the one coming out of the closet, now am I?

Jornt: You should've taken my advice, now I'm never coming here again.

Me: Wait, what advice? You just called me gay! Hang on a sec...are you dropping hints? Do you WISH I was gay?

Jornt: Sorry, I can't discuss that right now because Ghosting's waiting for me in the clos...I mean gym.

 

[Line]

Interview with the 2007 judging panel, consisting of Line, Tech, Pain, Pickle, Fahad, Banshee, Papi, Rocky, and BPP. Me as the interviewer.

1) Line-

Me: So, what'd the you think of the results?

Line: Well, it was closer than ever this year because Ronnie only sent me a check for half as much as last year. Branch was holding approximately .0014 mL of water in his glutes, which led to the................

*5 hours later*

Line: Umm, hello, are you paying attention?

Me: .........hmm what? Could you start over? Or how about you just fax me over what you want to say?

Line: I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!! I WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT GUSTAVO'S BICEPS HAD A 1/32 inch difference!!

Me: In the fax, right. Moving on!

Line (slowly fading out into the distance): they weren't even...even.....1/32......you're all blind..........AND TELL BPP TO **** HIMSELF FOR ME!!!!

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That's pretty accurate

 

[Arcane1129]

Interview with Pain's sister, who is wearing a sheet over her head to protect her identity. You guys will like this one.

Me: So, who do you think should've won the Olympia?

Sis: Who should've won what?

Me: Well, now that that's out of the way, whadda you say we move to "other" matters.

Sis: How about we call some of your friends and play a sport? Or play video games? Or just....play? *winks* (somehow seen through the sheet)

Pain: Hey, whadda you think you're doing!?

Me: ........we were just playing......

Sis: (mumbling to herself) I should've worn something under this sheet, it's awfully cold....

Me:

Pain: Uh oh....

Me: Screw it, I don't need pics!

Pain:

Me:

Pain: NO means NO.

Me: But....but....

Sis: My butt?

(both of us at the same time) Me: YES!!! Pain: NO!!!

*pain and I fight *

*fight stops suddenly*

Pain/me (in unison): Where'd she go?

Papi (yelling from street): I finally got Pain's sis! Cya suckers!!!

Pain/me: NOOOO!!!!!!!

----------------2 hours of driving later, Papi pulls into a motel and takes the sheet off----------------------------

Papi: Finally, here we ar.....wait....OMG WTF!!??!?!? Rocky, what the crap are you doing under there!!!!!??????

Rocky: I....got lost?

Papi: But your session wasn't supposed to be for another 45 minutes...

Rocky: I liked how you rough you handeled me back in the car....

*Papi pulls out a shotgun*

Papi: If you like it rough, you'll love what I can do with this...

 

[Arcane1129]

Continued from interview with Pain's sis:

(back at the house)

Pain: So....what now?

Me: Hmm...is your mom around?

Pain: I hate you.

*the real pain's sis walks into the room*

Me: P..P...Pain......your sister.....HAS A TWIN!? OMFG, BEST DAY EVARRR!!!!

Pain: I didn't even know!!!

Me: Pain, can I "play" with her? A quick game of..umm....pool? Yeah, pool. That's fine, right?

Pain: Normally I'd say yes to that, but when you, my sis, sticks, balls, and playing are involved, I'm gonna have to say no.

Me:

Pain:

*Tech walks into room, wearing a mask*

Tech: I told you I knew where you lived...

Pain: Well, you should. You're here 3 nights a week...I mean...NO IT'S NOT!!!!

Me: I'm gonna leave you two alone now....

 

[Storm]

lol man, you're sick jajaja
the counter on your sign might have a serious overflow lol.

btw... uh... pics?

 

[Arcane1129]

lol man, you're sick jajaja
the counter on your sign might have a serious overflow lol.

btw... uh... pics?

I've gotta add 'em up, lol.

 

[DriDDeRz]

thanks for that read arcane, that was a good one lol @ rocky under the sheet

 

[Paulie]

This thread is hilarious. Its completely off topic now, but its great.

 

[Ironslave]

hahahaha @ the Jorn interview

 

[Peanut!!]

what the hell is this crap

 

[Line]

what the hell is this crap

The byproduct of a huge meth binge...but hey, we've all been there before.

 

[Rocky]

I really shouldn't keep popping into this thread.

 

[Arcane1129]

I really shouldn't keep popping into this thread.

I could make another one involving you if that makes you feel special?

 

[Arcane1129]

Maybe I should make some pre-olympia interviews....

 

[fahad]

5) Fahad-

Me: So, do you agree with your fellow judges?

Fahad: ainfani sdhg-eg sgniowa3j0 g4i8359ng 3409gn:-

Me: Ahh, I see. You speak the same way you type?

Fahad: 094th30nfniv}}p

Me: Can you say anything I can understand?

Fahad: IN YOU FAZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Uh huh...anything else?

Fahad: *started look*

Fahad: .......IN YO FAZZYY.....??

Me: Well, moving on then....

loool, i luvvv dat 1.. .....