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    7) Papi:-

    Me: So, who do you feel should've won?

    Papi: Don't bother me, I'm busy writing down the fitness models' digits...

    Me: But...but....Banshee's over there? *points*

    *Papi drops the phone numbers and sprints across the room*

    Me: (picking up the numbers) Hey, it actually worked!




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    8) Rocky-

    Me: So, who picked you to be a judge?

    Rocky: Well, between the handcuffs and beating Head Judge Pain with my nightstick for 8 hours he finally gave in...

    Pain: NO IT'S NOT!!!!

    Me: Quiet, you wouldn't give me any pics. Anyway back to you Rocko.....wait a second.... that's my shirt!

    Rocky: *hesitates* I...found it? *runs*

    Me: *chasing after Rocky* Get back here you twisted pedophile!!!

    *screen goes blank*




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    i nedds ed one!! ahadsfa


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    9) Bpp-

    Me: Do you agree with Ronnie winning again?

    BPP: CUTS OUT JAY CUTLER 06 CUTS OUT!!!!!

    Me: Umm...that was a year ago. It's 2007...

    BPP: *blinks* ....Scott Steiner?

    Me: Retired.

    BPP: *eyes getting teary* Mango?

    Me: Terrorist, left 6 months ago.

    *BPP passes out on the ground*

    Me: That went better than expected...I think.

    (half an hour later, BPP wakes up)

    Me: I forgot to mention, Line said to go **** yourself.

    BPP: Who? Oh right, that guy. I never read past the first sentence of his posts, so I don't remember him well. His debating skills are nothing compared to mine.




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    I'm gonna have a lot of enemies around here after the "judges" read that.

    /skurred




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    i nedds ed one!! ahadsfa


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    SmallButGettingThere

    Miniduck: Why wern't you competing in the Olympia bro?

    SBGT: Soon..soon my friend, I just reached my natural peak!

    Miniduck: Congrats SBGT, what will you do now?

    SBGT: I just got a call from director Jerry Bruckheimer, they want to remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory again and I'm set to play one of the Oompa Loompa's.

    Miniduck: That's great news, I'm glad to hear things are going well for you.

    SBGT: They are! I also just gained 1/8th of a centimeter girth on my penis from 2 hours a day of PE exercises using a hot wrap around my cock.

    Miniduck: Little more information than I needed..thank you for your time.

    SBGT: Where's my tub of vasoline?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    SmallButGettingThere

    Miniduck: Why wern't you competing in the Olympia bro?

    SBGT: Soon..soon my friend, I just reached my natural peak!

    Miniduck: Congrats SBGT, what will you do now?

    SBGT: I just got a call from director Jerry Bruckheimer, they want to remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory again and I'm set to play one of the Oompa Loompa's.

    Miniduck: That's great news, I'm glad to hear things are going well for you.

    SBGT: They are! I also just gained 1/8th of a centimeter girth on my penis from 2 hours a day of PE exercises using a hot wrap around my cock.

    Miniduck: Little more information than I needed..thank you for your time.

    SBGT: Where's my vasoline?
    LMFAO!!




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    LMAO funny as hell




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    Quote Originally Posted by miniduck
    4) Pickle-

    Me: So, why Pickle?

    Pickle: My mother named me after a vegetable

    Me: You admitted pickles are gross, so why name yourself after one?

    Pickle: Jay cutlers waist is gross and people are still named jay cutler.

    Me: Well, if dickwad was the first thing, would you name yourself that?

    Pickle: No, I don't want to be associated with Jay.

    Me: What do you have to do with Pickles? Is it a conspiracy?

    Pickle: Basically Im a little bit green, like the hulk and i mean the incredible hulk not the massive tanker jay carries for a waist line.

    Me: Because none of the competitors are named after a pickle.

    Pickle : Correct
    fixed


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    OK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickle
    fixed
    http://www.musclemecca.com/showthread.php?t=2578




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    hahahaha i was honestly cracking up at this stuff




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    pretty good interviews thanks fellas


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    An interview with bodybuilding guru, Jornt.

    Me: Who do you feel should've won?

    Jornt: Ronnie, of course.

    Me: I disagree, I think Jay was better.

    Jornt: Disagree with me = gay.

    Me: Now, when you say "me = gay", are you saying what I think you're saying? Are you finally coming out of the closet?

    Jornt: Out of the closet = gay.

    Me: So...is that why you're coming out of it?

    Jornt: You = gay.

    Me: I'm not the one coming out of the closet, now am I?

    Jornt: You should've taken my advice, now I'm never coming here again.

    Me: Wait, what advice? You just called me gay! Hang on a sec...are you dropping hints? Do you WISH I was gay?

    Jornt: Sorry, I can't discuss that right now because Ghosting's waiting for me in the clos...I mean gym.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcane1129
    Interview with the 2007 judging panel, consisting of Line, Tech, Pain, Pickle, Fahad, Banshee, Papi, Rocky, and BPP. Me as the interviewer.

    1) Line-

    Me: So, what'd the you think of the results?

    Line: Well, it was closer than ever this year because Ronnie only sent me a check for half as much as last year. Branch was holding approximately .0014 mL of water in his glutes, which led to the................

    *5 hours later*

    Line: Umm, hello, are you paying attention?

    Me: .........hmm what? Could you start over? Or how about you just fax me over what you want to say?

    Line: I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!! I WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT GUSTAVO'S BICEPS HAD A 1/32 inch difference!!

    Me: In the fax, right. Moving on!

    Line (slowly fading out into the distance): they weren't even...even.....1/32......you're all blind..........AND TELL BPP TO **** HIMSELF FOR ME!!!!

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    That's pretty accurate




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    Interview with Pain's sister, who is wearing a sheet over her head to protect her identity. You guys will like this one.

    Me: So, who do you think should've won the Olympia?

    Sis: Who should've won what?

    Me: Well, now that that's out of the way, whadda you say we move to "other" matters.

    Sis: How about we call some of your friends and play a sport? Or play video games? Or just....play? *winks* (somehow seen through the sheet)

    Pain: Hey, whadda you think you're doing!?

    Me: ........we were just playing......

    Sis: (mumbling to herself) I should've worn something under this sheet, it's awfully cold....

    Me:

    Pain: Uh oh....

    Me: Screw it, I don't need pics!

    Pain:

    Me:

    Pain: NO means NO.

    Me: But....but....

    Sis: My butt?

    (both of us at the same time) Me: YES!!! Pain: NO!!!

    *pain and I fight *

    *fight stops suddenly*

    Pain/me (in unison): Where'd she go?

    Papi (yelling from street): I finally got Pain's sis! Cya suckers!!!

    Pain/me: NOOOO!!!!!!!

    ----------------2 hours of driving later, Papi pulls into a motel and takes the sheet off----------------------------

    Papi: Finally, here we ar.....wait....OMG WTF!!??!?!? Rocky, what the crap are you doing under there!!!!!??????

    Rocky: I....got lost?

    Papi: But your session wasn't supposed to be for another 45 minutes...

    Rocky: I liked how you rough you handeled me back in the car....

    *Papi pulls out a shotgun*

    Papi: If you like it rough, you'll love what I can do with this...




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    Continued from interview with Pain's sis:

    (back at the house)

    Pain: So....what now?

    Me: Hmm...is your mom around?

    Pain: I hate you.

    *the real pain's sis walks into the room*

    Me: P..P...Pain......your sister.....HAS A TWIN!? OMFG, BEST DAY EVARRR!!!!

    Pain: I didn't even know!!!

    Me: Pain, can I "play" with her? A quick game of..umm....pool? Yeah, pool. That's fine, right?

    Pain: Normally I'd say yes to that, but when you, my sis, sticks, balls, and playing are involved, I'm gonna have to say no.

    Me:

    Pain:

    *Tech walks into room, wearing a mask*

    Tech: I told you I knew where you lived...

    Pain: Well, you should. You're here 3 nights a week...I mean...NO IT'S NOT!!!!

    Me: I'm gonna leave you two alone now....




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    lol man, you're sick jajaja
    the counter on your sign might have a serious overflow lol.

    btw... uh... pics?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    lol man, you're sick jajaja
    the counter on your sign might have a serious overflow lol.

    btw... uh... pics?
    I've gotta add 'em up, lol.




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    i nedds ed one!! ahadsfa


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    thanks for that read arcane, that was a good one lol @ rocky under the sheet


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