Post Olympia Interview

[Arcane1129]

I can't wait to see them interview Jay Cutler if he gets second. It'd probably go something like this:

DS (or whoever): "So, how's it feel to have gotten 2nd place again?"

Jay Cutler: "The same as the last 4 times, dickhead."

DS: "Yes, well, umm.....are you gonna shave your head now?"

Jay Cutler: "I guess, but first I'm going to shave your balls with this machete."

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In Ronnie Coleman's case (getting second):

DS: "Ronnie, you've finally been dethrowned. How's it feel?"

Ronnie Coleman: "Dem judges been smokin' dat Jay Cutler crak!"

DS: "So....umm...are you.......angry?"

Ronnie: (while loading a pistol) "Nah, it's all the time lightweight babbyyy. Besides, I got me a baby boy on da way."

*gunshots, screen goes blank*

*15 minutes later*

Some random dude: "Well, it turns out the only living competitor is......Great.....White? Well, come on up whoever!"

*GW runs up, trips, falls off the stage, and dies*

Random dude: "Well..I umm.....am I Mr. Olympia now?"

Line (screaming from audience): "You suck random dude! Your glutes aren't even symmetric!!!!"

BPP (from the other side of the room, quietly):"Uh oh, Line's here. Now I have to listen to his 9 thousand word speech about glutes...hopefully he doesn't notice me. Maybe I'll just sneak out...."

*Out of nowhere, Hypo runs in*

PREDATOR MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone else dies*

*Hypo gets banned*

*Smallbutgettingthere comes back from the bathroom*

SBGT: "They just couldn't handle me at my natural peak... "

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In conclusion, Smallbutgettingthere = Mr. Olympia 2006.

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Make your own interview or something.

 

[Arcane1129]

I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna happen.

 

[southernstunna]

lol...hilarious!! "dat cutler crack"!!!

 

[Arcane1129]

After re-reading this, I have no idea what was going through my head when I wrote that.

Oh well, great posts happen when you're crazy.

 

[Pickle]

i like. although. you could of focused more on cutlers whinging. as he is proned to.

"its bullshit i should of beat him. What am i going to call my dvd now? fuck! look at his triceps its bullshit. Now i have to shave my head. Bullshit! My hair is the only thing i really like on my physique. He doesnt even have any triceps. How can he beat me? Its bullshit!.where is his glamourous hair? Bullshit! All of team cutler knows i beat him. Its bullshit"

Yes jay you are bullshit. and the fact that team cutler exsists is bullshit. Go shave your hair waisty.

 

[Arcane1129]

Please don't turn this into a Cutler VS. Coleman thread.






P.S. Cutler > Coleman.

 

[Pickle]

do you think jay can sleep at night knowing in his mind he gets beaten by a guy who doesn't have any triceps,calves,abs year in year out ? Or do you think he takes peace in the idea that he lacks more then coleman does?

 

[Arcane1129]

do you think jay can sleep at night knowing in his mind he gets beaten by a guy who doesn't have any triceps,calves,abs year in year out ? Or do you think he takes peace in the idea that he lacks more then coleman does?

Well, let's think about this.

It's bs man, it's bs.

 

[patdiddy]

This year will be different........ Havent we heard that somewhere?
Well in any case i hope Jay takes it home this year.

 

[Arcane1129]

Interview with Gustavo after he beats Ronnie in one pose:

DS: "So, how's it feel to be kinda better than just making houses like your brethren?" (no offense to any Ricans)

Gus: "Ohh, it is very good feeling. Ronnie old, he old. I'm 100% natural hard work and it time for me to take over. Ronnie too old."

*a cinder block goes flying by Gus' head*

Ronnie: "YOU ONLY LIGHTWEIGHT BABBBYYY!!! WE'LL SEE WHO WINS!!!!!"

Jay: "Yeah, Ronnie's right. We're all going to see me win."

Ronnie: "Go smoke yo crak Crackler."

DS: "................................well then....umm...back to you Bob......."

 

[Arcane1129]

Interview with Mustafa Mohammed, who's holding 30 lbs of water:

Mustafa: "Hey Dan, get over here for my complai...I mean interview."

DS: "Umm...I don't really want to interv..."(gets cut off)

Mustafa: "I said NOW!!!!!!!!!"

DS: "Ok, ok fine. Umm...how's............it feel?"

Mustafa: "I got ripped off! The judges only hate me cause I'm black."

DS: "Umm...but you're not bla..."(gets cut off again)

Mustafa: "I'M NOT FINISHED! They only like guys with big butts because they're homos. Yeah, that's it, homos. They want striated butts, not nice smooth ones. WTF is up with that? We all know I'm the greate..." (this time, he gets cut off)

DS: "Well, that's all he have time for folks. Besides, he said the same thing last contest."

Mustafa: "OMG WTF HAXXORS!!! HOMOS!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Pain]

miniduck, you aint funny.

 

[KingDeadlift]

lololololol @ this thread

 

[KingDeadlift]

At least he tried creating something like this. Props mini

 

[Arcane1129]

miniduck, you aint funny.

I don't find it funny when you barge in the room when I'm with your...fine fine, I'll stop there.

 

[Arcane1129]

(pretending Lee competed)

DS: "Hey Dwarfy, can I call you Dwarfy?"

Lee: "N...(gets cut off)

DS: "So, Dwarfy, how's it feel to have been pissed on again by all the guys taller than you, which is everyone?"

Lee: "..................."

DS: "Common Mr. Midget, how'd it feel? Huh? Huh?"

Lee: "STFU GFTO!!!!!!!!"

*Lee runs off crying*

Camera guy: "Well, that went well."

DS: "...........What'd I say??"

 

[MexicanMuscle]

lol some funny stuff man!

 

[danimalmax22]

miniduck, you aint funny.

miniduck is funny

 

[Spike]

funny shit!!

 

[fahad]

LMMFAO thats some funny stuff...