Donkey is banged up for assault

[Big VIC]

A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=148545&in_page_id=2

 

[Duality]

though it sounds funny if you just say "a donkey is being held in a mexican prison" it makes sense if they have no where else to hold the animal and need restitution before releasing it to its owner.

 

[Hypocrisy86]

Dang it, he got out again...