Family who are 'too fat to work'

[Tech]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ay-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.

"We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.

"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.

 

[Skeptic]

LULZ.

 

[Big04pimpin]

awesomeness

 

[Beau]

sad

 

[Tech]

funny thing is, if this family moved to the US...they'd be pretty average.

 

[Storm]

Dear, i need robcardu's help here. What's the english word for zampabollos?

 

[Tech]

Dear, i need robcardu's help here. What's the english word for zampabollos?

glutton

 

[Pain]

Damn economy making fruit and veg too expensive.

 

[Storm]

glutton

Thank you Tech, but "glutton" (glotón in spanish) doesn't have the despective aspect of "zampabollos". "Damn fucking stupid glutton" would be more accurate.

 

[Storm]

Damn economy making fruit and veg too expensive.

I know that's ironic but that argument is bullshit. Fruit and vegs are dime a dozen compared to meat, for example. God, i hate this. If you're fat you're fat, it's your fault, live with it or do something to avoid that. I hate when they try to be so special.

Oh poor of me! I weight 500 fricking pound!

 

[pegasus]

They are the fruits of socialism. Shit like this makes paying taxes so much more difficult! Sometimes I wonder why don't I just stay home and watch TV, have kids and get paid!?

 

[Robcardu]

i dont know what "zampabollos" is

someone who eats bollos??

 

[Bhana]

There not too fat to cook!

 

[MrChewiebitums]

There not too fat to cook!

thats because you dont need to cook to eat junk food all day long

 

[Pain]

There not too fat to cook!

They heat things up in the microwave and oven. Thats not cooking.

 

[El Freako]

Oh lordy...

I hope they get too fat to breath.

 

[bambam55]

They are the fruits of socialism. Shit like this makes paying taxes so much more difficult! Sometimes I wonder why don't I just stay home and watch TV, have kids and get paid!?

you hit the nail on the head brother. Thats just people taking advantage of the system. Sad to see your hard earned money go to f*** like this

 

[Samoan-Z]

wow I congratulate them on being the most successful thieves of the welfare system I have met to date... they took being fat, gluttony, sloth and greed and turned it into free income and still complained.

I would just jizz my pants if I turned on the TV to see police find them in a grisley copycat jigsaw murder scene, where they were forced sit in a room with no food and only water and the only food being 20 poisoned twinkies on a table in the middle of the room.

Only with them laying dead with plastic wrappers scattered everywhere.

and...rant done.

 

[skindnef]

This is like a family of Walrus'......
They should be ashamed of themselves, not for being FAT
For being liars. Why would that guy put his c**k in that?
Why procreate your bad genetics? F'n BS!! Genetics my ASS!
All that FAT would sizzle & crackle forever on the BBQ.

 

[Hypocrisy86]

In our genes? lol maybe maybe not, either way you can slim down..
that is so annoying, speaking of being special fat people in the gym were expecting me to keep the door open for them, (fat bitch, obese nearly) i dont expect shit from anyone so wtf do they think i would help? ..anyway,
i find it funny when they say "we all want to lose weight but we dont know how"
that just about does it for me.