Fight or F*ck?

[MrChewiebitums]

LOL sometimes when im getting a massage i think to myself " i wish i could just do it myself because they always miss the sweet spots!" unless its at a happy ending massage place

ye tell me about it...
i guess skeptic is surrounded by experts in the field of massage

 

[tkD]

Fight to death.

What if your clone wins?

 

[Zigurd]

What if your clone wins?

A fight to the death would probably result in a pretty awesome draw. Afterwards some pizza + beer and fucking an ex gf or gf in an epic clone threesome.

Then he vanishes and you can die happily.

 

[Natzo]

What if your clone wins?

then the earth's sexyness balance will be restored once again..



EDIT : BTW, Skeptic I'm digging that Papa Smurf with psoriasis look..

nice...

 

[DriDDeRz]

 

[Storm]

that happened to me...

 

[Skeptic]

ye tell me about it...
i guess skeptic is surrounded by experts in the field of massage

Indeed, I must not get shitty massages.


Natzo: Haha, the body paint just doesn't hold up like it used to!

 

[Robcardu]

I'd butt-fuck him!

 

[Skeptic]

I'd butt-fuck him!

You'd end up with super aids.

 

[Robcardu]

You'd end up with super aids.

Im not a kanga, im clean.

 

[Skeptic]

Mexicans are born dirty

 

[Pickle]

Pickle is as intelligent as he is sexy.

I must be as sexy as forrest gump.

 

[Skeptic]

I must be as sexy as forrest gump.

Hahaha fuck.

 

[Johnny5]

Damn I'm locked in with myself? Well then I don't know man I hate myself, I'd drive myself crazy. Maybe we'll play some music together since we'll have the same taste. YEAH MAN ROCK AGAINST COMMUNISM!

 

[Skeptic]

hehe, you're into barbershop music then?

 

[Beefcake]

I'm just here to fuck

 

[tkD]

I'd butt-fuck him!

No homo? or it's not gay if it's your clone?

 

[Skeptic]

I'm just here to fuck

Beefcake out of fucking nowhere!

 

[Pickle]

lol, where has beefcake been?

 

[jwill0214]

Its not gay. Masturbating is fucking yourself,this is the same difference.. kinda well not really.