Beefcake
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This has become an increasing problem lately I've noticed.
"What's that Beefcake? The jews you say?"
No, much worse.
Gingers, ladies and gentlemen. I'm talking about gingers. You've all seen them. Some of you know them. You might even be one.
A ginger can be spotted and identfied by the common afflictions that they are pleagued with:
Red hair
Freckles
Pale, pasty white skin
and no soul
"But wait Beefcake, I have red-hair and no freckles. Am I still a ginger?"
Yes. Yes you are. But ginger is an umbrella term. People with red hair but no freckles are known as day-walkers (such an example can be seen on actress Kate Walsh) They exude the red hair and pale skin, but have souls and no freckles. Rest assured, they will not steal your soul.
"Is there a cure Beef? Is all hope lost for an entire percentage of the population?"
In the past, you were shunned, but with modern technology, we are able to have scientists blazing the fields of medicine to find a cure for "gingervitis."
Is anyone here a ginger?
"What's that Beefcake? The jews you say?"
No, much worse.
Gingers, ladies and gentlemen. I'm talking about gingers. You've all seen them. Some of you know them. You might even be one.
A ginger can be spotted and identfied by the common afflictions that they are pleagued with:
Red hair
Freckles
Pale, pasty white skin
and no soul
"But wait Beefcake, I have red-hair and no freckles. Am I still a ginger?"
Yes. Yes you are. But ginger is an umbrella term. People with red hair but no freckles are known as day-walkers (such an example can be seen on actress Kate Walsh) They exude the red hair and pale skin, but have souls and no freckles. Rest assured, they will not steal your soul.
"Is there a cure Beef? Is all hope lost for an entire percentage of the population?"
In the past, you were shunned, but with modern technology, we are able to have scientists blazing the fields of medicine to find a cure for "gingervitis."
Is anyone here a ginger?
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