Have You Ever Broke a Bone or Tore A Muscle?

[DriDDeRz]

Have You Ever Broke a Bone or Tore A Muscle?


Details
*What Bone or Muscle was it
*How it happened
*How long it left you out of action

Me
*Broke my Collarbone & Thumb
*Playing football(AFL)
*Collarbone (6 months +)
*Thumb(1 Month)

 

[Hane]

Back in the days we played some games at kindergarden.
To win you need to push the other guys down from a rock. Just a reminder I was the smallest guy there so I tooked a big chunk of ice block and put it near the rock so someone should fell on it.
However the one who fell down was me and I broke my forearm :/

 

[El Freako]

Right wrist from punching my brother while drunk. 3 months in a cast. Gained 10kg and couldn't bench or chinup for another 3 months afterwards. On the upside I am now an ambidextrous masturbater.

 

[Natzo]

Nope nothing..

I think that brings the odds up a bit..

 

[Skeptic]

Right wrist from punching my brother while drunk. 3 months in a cast. Gained 10kg and couldn't bench or chinup for another 3 months afterwards. On the upside I am now an ambidextrous masturbater.

I've always been an ambidextrous masurbator.


I have never broken anything

 

[El Freako]

I've always been an ambidextrous masurbator.


I have never broken anything

So you're just a born-wanker.

 

[tkD]

Nothing broke or tore, but i do have some problems with my left shoulder though.

 

[Skeptic]

So you're just a born-wanker.

It's my life calling.

 

[PrinceVegeta]

I broke my 4 outer toes on my left foot plus some little bones in my foot have a nasty scar to show for it, they had to open it up and insert some shit, plus my left feet is now wider and like 3 mm shorter them my right, makes it har to get good shoes....

I went to try to ollie of a sidewalk with a skateboard, well i fell and landed on my foot, they asked me if a car had run my foot over hahahahah

cast 8 weeks

Dislocated left shoulder 6 times...damn basketball..

Each time two weeks in a sling..

 

[Hane]

This isnt about a broken bone or a tore muscle but anyway.
My brother lay a 5 inch nail in our welcome rug. Blind as I were I stepped on it and It went right through my foot!

 

[mvsf1]

I had 4 tears (yep, FOUR) in my right leg hamstring. Also my left delt usually gives me some problems...

 

[Line]

I've broken my fair share of bones growing up, the worst being a tib/fib fracture that had me in a wheelchair for six weeks.

 

[Bhana]

Dislocated my wrist at 2 years old, when i tried to jump off my mom while she was giving me a piggy back lol

Other than that... nothing really

 

[Arcane1129]

Neither of those yet

 

[miamiracing]

nothing so far *knock on wood*

the only thing i had was a pulled hamstring couple weeks ago but that healed bin 1 week

edit:
shit i forgot all about it, yes i did tore my left calf, its about 5cm smaller than the right one now
happened at work, my co-worker pushed me up the stairs, i felt backwards and a huge cabinet part felt right onto my calf. blam ripped the muscle apart..

 

[Kanav]

broke my jaw, my nose, my right leg, and my left bicep was torn.

Tongue was cut clean across from one side, and theres scars running from my mouth down my chin and going along my jaw.

and all this happened in a single accident.

oh and in another incident I cracked my skull on the top left side of my fore head (covered by hair tho)

I think I win this one

 

[sexnews]

Nothing. I stopped playing rugby when I was 13!

 

[Big04pimpin]

broke my wrist when I was doing a wheelie on a 49cc scooter when I was younger.

Tore my pec when I was dumbbell benching 120 lbs and one got away from me and I tried to fly it back. My tendons were stressed too much already.

 

[Daniel Andersson]

I broke my right knee cap and tore most of the stuff in the same knee once.
A minor tear on my Rectus Femoris on my left quad, and a torn left rotator cuff..then some broken fingers over the years

 

[Hypocrisy86]

No.

but i have had stitches and staples.