Henry rollins letter to Carrot Top.

[Duality]

thats awesome 20inch !
used to see him on SNL or i think? while back, seemed like a nice average-joe type
on tv, he is huge. did you get to see him train? or just talk?

both actually. i was working out when i saw this big guy with a giant red fro in the freeweight area. people were staring and making BS convo with him but i didn't go up to him cause no one likes to be bothered, especially working out. but towards the end we were on machines right next to each other and he asked me a question on front raises. we talked for like 5 minutes and he was a really nice and cool guy. i really don't think anyone would dislike him if they actually got to meet him.

at the end i thought is was funny because he asked me "am i really that big?" and it was a sincere question. i told him "ya dude you are" and i wasnt bullshitting either. if he had some legs (no calves and he didnt appear to have bodybuilder size in his thighs) he could be a legit amateur competitor if he keeps at it.

 

[Skeptic]

Why do you guys find this funny? That "letter" contains nothing original or clever...

you do better.. and we'll compare