Life on Mars

[philosopher]

BARMY Keith Sorrell is living proof that man can live on Mars – he’s eaten nothing but the choc bars for 17 years.

Keith, 37, munches a dozen a day for his breakfast, lunch and dinner.

He gets through more than 4,000 a year – even having Mars Bar drinks mixed with vodka or rum when he goes to the pub.

Single Keith said: “My love of Mars Bars started at school with one or two between meals.

“All my pocket money went on them and one day I realised I couldn’t get by without them.

"Now I can easily polish off 12 a day, more at weekends. I’m totally addicted.”


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The 14st printer went on: “When it’s mealtimes for other people I normally eat two or three Mars, and I’ve always got a bar handy at work.

“I’m big into the Mars drinks as well. There’s nothing better than mixing them with vodka at the weekend. People say it’s bad for me but I drink lots of orange juice and take vitamins. I haven’t changed my diet for 17 years and my health is fine.”

But experts warned Keith, from Walton, Liverpool, was increasing his risk of heart disease, cancer and bowel problems.

Anne Sidnell, of the British Nutrition Foundation, said: “It’s amazing how he’s survived this long, but he could be the exception and live to 80.

“He seems to get enough vitamin C and the bars could provide enough calcium and protein. But he’s missing out on fibre, which will have an effect as he ages.”

A spokesman for Mars said: “We encourage people to enjoy chocolate as part of a balanced diet.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1233465.ece

 

[skid9832004]

how much does he weigh????

 

[Hypocrisy86]

how much does he weigh????

As much as Mars.

 

[skid9832004]

As much as Mars.

hilarious...........

 

[bambam55]

haha that spokesman for Mars Bars is like hell yes please follow his diet

 

[Rageking]

how much does he weigh????

click the article, he doesnt look that big

 

[Bulkboy]

thats just insane, i dont know how some people do it. like that guy on supersize me, who ate like 20 burgers a day, and he was a skinny fuck too lol

 

[Lionheart]

Disgusting..why wont he eat snickers?

 

[Rageking]

Disgusting..why wont he eat snickers?

or milkyway, what a shame :carduindisguise

 

[Hypocrisy86]

NO DONT EAT OUR GALAXY!
try a big 100 plz

 

[Achilles]

Disgusting..why wont he eat snickers?

Snickers ftw

 

[Pioneer]

click the article, he doesnt look that big

He doesnt look big at all... Funny how they have to point out hes single.

 

[mgballa4life]

what are the nutritional values of a mars bar?

 

[Wolfdogs]

A spokesman for Mars said: “We encourage people to enjoy chocolate as part of a balanced diet.”

HAHAHAHAH

 

[SerbMarko]

what are the nutritional values of a mars bar?

1 mars bar
Calories: 467

Total Fat 23g
Saturated Fat 7g
Cholesterol 17mg
Sodium 170mg
Total Carboydrates 63g
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 52g
Protein 8g

 

[Hypocrisy86]

^ mmm like a protein bar
jk..

 

[SerbMarko]

wait nevermind.. i think thats for 100 grams.. i think 1 bar is half that..

 

[mgballa4life]

1 mars bar
Calories: 467

Total Fat 23g
Saturated Fat 7g
Cholesterol 17mg
Sodium 170mg
Total Carboydrates 63g
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 52g
Protein 8g

thats alot of sugar for one serving, even if it is only half of that like u said

 

[Pickle]

ROFL


someone left a comment saying

" I bet if he chats up a girl he only wants to get into her Snickers. "

 

[Kanav]

^ so stupid