Looking for a hooker!

[Robcardu]

Just can't seem to find a bitch right for the household. Medium sized bitch would be nice, large is ok as well. Definitely don't want a small ass whore! Any tips on sluts you guys can hand at me? Last time I had a underage whore was when I was in 3rd grade so I'm a tad bit more responsible... Tim pointed me towards a norwegian hooker, but I feel like I need to look up on other bitches.

So what kind of a sluts do you guys fuck? Looking to get it after Christmas.

Haha @ the I hate sluts thread then this.

 

[mvsf1]

I bet this would be one of the best threads ever.

 

[vdawg]

dress max ot up in a dress

 

[tkD]

Nothing can beat a blowjob by Kiky, she's amazing.

 

[tkD]

Well, same "jokes"....try harder next time with Adam27 account.

 

[Skeptic]

^ Shes a little chunky... but still definately do-able.

 

[Skeptic]

Awwww is baby butthurt by the big bad Timmy?

 

[Skeptic]

^ You are a retarded speller.

 

[Bulkboy]

^^ and you are a retarded faggot.

were u by any chance deprived of massive amounts of oxygen during birth?

im actually sitting 6000 kms away from you, and somehow u still manage to make me feel physically uncomfortable and embarassed on your behalf.

good going.

 

[Skeptic]

I can at least stay away from MuscleMecca without having a cry

 

[tim290280]

*YAWN*

Another attempt at humour by Adam. Hey look what I can do *delete posts*.

Cardu have you tried Japanese hookers? Apparently they are kinky
Braaq speaks highly of asian chicks.

 

[Robcardu]

Stay on topic guys, this is a serious thread.

Thanks for your adivice Timmeh, yeah Braag has told me his crazy story of asian trannies but i'd like hearing something else.

 

[tim290280]

 

[tkD]

^ "that's a man, that's a man" LMAO! they should look at females bodybuilding, it would be funny to see how many "men" would they spot, hahaha.

 

[Natzo]

Stay on topic guys, this is a serious thread.

Thanks for your adivice Timmeh, yeah Braag has told me his crazy story of asian trannies but i'd like hearing something else.

I'm looking for you rob.

 

[akafuqin]

x2 on the Asians.

Perhaps try a pornstar?

/feels special about the joking thread