Naked attacker had mouse up his bum

[El Freako]

http://www.news.com.au/world/naked-...n-south-carolina/story-e6frfkz0-1225951875092

Naked attacker had mouse up his bum in South Carolina

POLICE said they tried everything to control a nude man after he attacked them inside a home.

Oconee County deputies said they used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control Noah Smith, 31, after he slapped, kicked and tried to bite them at a home in Bernwood Circle in Seneca, South Carolina. Investigators said Smith allegedly broke into the home and threw items around. When deputies arrived at the scene, they said they found Smith naked and under the influence of drugs.

They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived. WCSC says paramedics took Smith to the hospital where medical professionals found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse in his rectum.

According to the incident report, Smith told doctors he did not know what happened, and he did not remember any confrontation with deputies. Smith was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure. ​

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Americans are weird... :icon_doubt:

 

[tim290280]

Drugs - check
Cops - check
Fighting - check
Naked - check
Mouse in arse - check
Time to go and invade someone's home.

 

[dilatedmuscle]

He was probably hoping to use it as a projectile weapon for when he farted.

 

[Anabolicus]

Poor mouse.

 

[Mika]

hahahahahahahha poor mouse