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Natzo's BB poetry thread

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The ideia started after posting something for fun in a thread somewhere

this was the first one. I told Dridd and Tkd I would do it so.

Poem nº1 ( made after a thread in the picture section)

i want veins the size of my eyes
popping out of my bi's and tri's

In the quads too, in all my body
but not in the head or on Big Bobby

Chiks don't digg it, some may like
some can say you're not their type

In the end all that matters, you know they like it big and vascular
So just be big and true to yourself,with big pipe veins -That's so spectacular!

Natzo



Since that I've started my work with a Squat Poem

This is the start of Natzo's poetry thread!

Squat

The bar lays in the rack
you're looking at it feeling no fear
your legs won't crack.

Step up to the weight, push yourself up
knowing you can
your legs will look good with a tan

Push to the limit go ATG
Don't do like Yamagishi, Oh NO!
That's not how you grow!

Have to do it below paralel
do this shit right!
Stop the pussy Squat, give your legs a good night.

You count with them for sex
your lady knows it well
you know too that she likes it way deeper than paralel.

Let's do the Squat and then throw up
there's nothing better than put a bar on the traps and stand up!

Natzo - poem #2
 
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Keep em coming natzo
and hope to see others join in as well
 
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Well done, will Pm you Jay Z's tel number for a recording contract
 
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oh snap el freakostain busted it :tear:

dont worry natzo
merge your BB Poetry into the new link


lol @ sexnews
 
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haha good job so far NatzoPac son!
 
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Freako this ones are BB poems by Natzo, those threads only show squatting poems.. I started with squats but I may go to biceps or even abductors..:borat:

and these poems are not that fancy pieces of art, these are ruff poems to the hardcore bodybuilder.

I'm keeping this one.
 
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I wasn't being the repost police, merely showing that there was a similar thread you might take interest in. :gaysign:
 
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I wasn't being the repost police, merely showing that there was a similar thread you might take interest in.

Thanks freako, I knew that thread was there somewhere.. those poems are trully inspirational...

not like mine.. :rofl3:

it would be bad to add them to that thread.
 
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^^^^WTF??? is going on there?

nice work Natzo!!!
 

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I want to stab you
To rape you
And to channel your pain
I want to feel your entrails dripping away.

I want to take my cock and fuck your eyes
I want to feel it tearing through your mind
I want to take it out and chop it off
And finally go watch some DVD porn.
 
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rap songs about lifting weight.. would be pretty cool actually :49:

better than all this: yo homz im in da hood and ride 22's" shit :49:
 
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sweet, this is going to be classic ! :)
 
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i'm here waiting for poem number three, keep it up natzo maybe one day you be as good as me :coolguy:

nice thread natzo keep it up :thumbsup2:
 
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Poem #3

ABDUCTORS

Abductors what are they?
I don't do that shit...
but maybe i'll try it just for today!

What you say? - step into the girls machine if you may.
Spread you legs, Ouch! that hurts!
I wish they did that with skirts.

I close my legs, feel something new...
I've heard that Monica Brant likes this too.

Oh Boy, Monica Brant :drool:

I'd strike her in the front or in the back,
Twist her around and give it a little tap.
My abductors hurt
Every position is a trap
How I'm I gonna get ou of here? :bitenails: ahh..Brant don't do that...

There's two things about abductors you need to know.
- Shave you pubic hair every now and then
- Don't get caught by a girl working it or she will no longer consider you a man.

Natzo, Poem #3
 

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