Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Clint]

Who leaves a party before 1? n00b.

people who have responsibilities the next day

 

[Line]

people who have responsibilities the next day

I used to go to church bombed all the time after drinking on Saturdays.

 

[German_Joe]

I used to go to church bombed all the time after drinking on Saturdays.

so do most catholics

 

[Clint]

I used to go to church bombed all the time after drinking on Saturdays.

your point being that you could be an idiot and still wake up in time for church?

I think my friends have more wits then that, and know the value of a nights good rest.

 

[Chesticles]

people who have responsibilities the next day

Actually the correct answer is "losers".

 

[Clint]

Actually the correct answer is "losers".

hey Chesty, get a job.

 

[Chesticles]

hey Chesty, get a job.

Don't be mad because of the killer sweet burn I laid on you

 

[Clint]

Don't be mad because of the killer sweet burn I laid on you

do you even know what a loser is? You play poker and don't have a job, you may want to think about what a loser really is next time you call somebody one. You sleep in past noon and stay awake until like 4am, your calling us a loser?

Just a thought

 

[Bulkboy]

i should have posted in here last night. damn i was wasted, a gallon of beer+ baileys and vodka, my first time drinking in like a month, and i didnt even have a hangover when i woke up this morning

 

[Chesticles]

do you even know what a loser is? You play poker and don't have a job, you may want to think about what a loser really is next time you call somebody one. You sleep in past noon and stay awake until like 4am, your calling us a loser?

Just a thought

Wow someone is melting down. I was joking man, settle down

 

[Rageking]

Yea...and Sea Pines has Harbour Town in there. You have to go through a gaurd station. Our condo is right on the 3rd hole green. It's pretty nice. So how did you like the S.C. girls?

yea we went to harbour town and through sea pine, but i was disappointed in the girls. i only saw maybe 3 hot chics the whole time, i was pissed.
wtf

 

[Flex]

Well, I should of given this thread a visit two nights ago. All I had last night was a few shots of three olives and petrone.

 

[Chesticles]

I should of been in here last night. Drunken mess is an understatement to what I was

 

[Mango]

haha i fukin contruybed tp thje drunk right now threadd lol haha nthis is freakin saweome hahahahahahaaa poon

 

[Chesticles]

On the strawberries and cream are we Mangito?

 

[Mango]

Well, I should of given this thread a visit two nights ago. All I had last night was a few shots of three olives and petrone.

haha that petrone is nasty shit but gets the job done

 

[Chesticles]

Anyone rockin it? I'm pretty hammered right now...

 

[Pain]

 

[CaptainCharisma]

pains gettin trillllllyyy

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

I am actually drunk right now and its officially my 21st birthday as of midnight