Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Line]

Eh, two beers and 200ml of JB isn't enough to make anyone a mess.

 

[CJU]

Eh, two beers and 200ml of JB isn't enough to make anyone a mess.

 

[Line]

Touché.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

this may not be the appropriate thread, but i am very stoned right now celebrating the begining of the long weekend...and Rammstein sounds so fuckin epic right now...i just wanted to share that

 

[Chesticles]

Eh, two beers and 200ml of JB isn't enough to make anyone a mess.

I was a huge mess by the end of the night. Me and my mate tried to double team some fatty, didn't work out though. And I woke up with two mysterous bruises on my chest and leg

 

[onebigeric]

this may not be the appropriate thread, but i am very stoned right now celebrating the begining of the long weekend...and Rammstein sounds so fuckin epic right now...i just wanted to share that

Consider it shared

 

[Chesticles]

Get out of here Eric

 

[Line]

I was a huge mess by the end of the night. Me and my mate tried to double team some fatty, didn't work out though. And I woke up with two mysterous bruises on my chest and leg

Ha, random drunk injuries. Aww memories.

 

[Chesticles]

Ha, random drunk injuries. Aww memories.

I broke my pants to

 

[CaptainCharisma]

To expand on my previous post, it would seem that i can fluently sing in German when i am stoned. A very interesing quirk, espicially since i can't even do choruses when i'm sober. That is all.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

And i'm also drunk. Just so no one thinks i've turned my back on what brung me; sweet sweet alcohol. And i'm not a pothead/alcoholic now, i just work too much and a way to relax...very often

 

[Line]

I'm operating under more than one substance. Who's coming with me?

 

[Storm]

uh it's about time i post in my own thread isn't it? Long life to gintonics!

 

[lifterdead]

I had blood work done this morning, approx. five vials taken. Prior to that, I had fasted for 10 hours.





Just had ONE beer and I feel...... good.

 

[Chesticles]

I lost the battery to my phone last night, how the fuck did I manage that?!?!?

 

[CJU]

^i'm sure you'll find it next time you sit down on the toilet

 

[Chesticles]

^

 

[Paulie]

Why would you get drunk, then come on here and start posting? Every single time I drink I just don't have time to get on the internet, that just seems like a silly thing to do when you're drinking.

 

[Chesticles]

Why would you get drunk, then come on here and start posting? Every single time I drink I just don't have time to get on the internet, that just seems like a silly thing to do when you're drinking.

How dare you act like you have friends :angrydude:

 

[CJU]

everyone bow down to paulie, he has superior social skills