Will Tennyson
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Will Tennyson sets out to test what he calls the “world’s unhealthiest job” by spending two full days living inside a long-haul truck. He starts in Seattle, gets picked up at 4:00 a.m., and joins truck driver Mike, co-driver Becca (Mike’s wife, newly licensed), and their dog Tucker. The plan is simple, ride along, eat what they eat, sleep where they sleep, and see what it does to the body.
Early on, Mike and Becca lay out the reality. The job is endless sitting, constant vibration, strict legal driving-hour limits, and a schedule that wrecks sleep. Mike says he’s driven about 2.5 million miles and admits it can feel like life has been spent behind the wheel. They also confirm what most people already suspect, healthy food on the road is hard to find and expensive when it does exist.
Will brings up the health risks tied to trucking, obesity, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, chronic back pain, depression, blood clots, substance abuse, and irregular sleep. What hits him is how unfazed the drivers seem. When he asks what keeps them going, they answer fast, money. The pay is good, and it becomes the trade.
Most of the trip revolves around truck stops and survival choices. At the first major stop in Portland, Will sees walls of junk food, pricey fruit, energy drinks, and heavy meals. Breakfast becomes pizza and an omelette loaded with cheese. He jokes that being a truck driver feels like a “cheat day on wheels,” because boredom makes snacking constant. After hours of sitting, even basic movement feels harder, and the body starts to feel stiff, swollen, and “turned off.”
A big tension point is Dead Man’s Pass in Oregon, a steep, dangerous stretch of interstate. The stress spikes because they need to cross before dark. Will realizes the job is mentally exhausting even when you are “doing nothing.” Time slows down, fatigue stacks up, and the only thing that feels like a break is eating again.
That night, they sleep at a Boise truck stop. Will tries to work out with 30 lb dumbbells and feels how dead his body is after sitting all day. Dinner is shelf-stable lasagna because fresh food is unreliable. They explain why, fridges fail, constant shaking bruises produce, and you can always get hot water at stops. Then comes the truck stop shower, $17, unpleasant in theory, but weirdly one of the best moments of the trip because it finally feels like a reset.
Sleep is the true breaking point. Will tracks terrible sleep, deals with trucks idling all night to keep cab temperature stable, and wakes up feeling wrecked. He calls out the stress of deadlines and the brutal sleep environment as the biggest drivers of bad health. Day two starts with gas, caffeine, and fast food again, including Hawaiian pizza in the morning.
They push on toward Wyoming and Colorado. At the “Oasis” stop, Will shows how easy it is to become a statistic with massive sugary drinks. One example he mentions is a 44 oz drink loaded with candy, listed at 167 g of sugar and 630 calories. He also learns most drivers pay out of pocket for food, with little support from employers.
By day two, Will’s mood drops. He feels car sick, dehydrated, stiff, and mentally drained. He craves movement and fresh air. They stop at Little America in Wyoming, which has a small workout area, but it’s basic and empty, which explains why it rarely gets used. A barbecue meal finally gives a better protein option, and Will uses MacroFactor to estimate a plate at about 959 calories with 97 g of protein, which starts a real conversation about how tracking could help drivers.
The trip ends after about 50 hours and 1,371 miles. Will leaves with heartburn, aching joints, and a clear takeaway. Long-haul trucking pushes people into a cycle of sitting, stress, bad sleep, and constant access to calorie-dense food. Even when drivers know the risks, the job structure makes change feel impossible, and the paycheck keeps them on the road.
Early on, Mike and Becca lay out the reality. The job is endless sitting, constant vibration, strict legal driving-hour limits, and a schedule that wrecks sleep. Mike says he’s driven about 2.5 million miles and admits it can feel like life has been spent behind the wheel. They also confirm what most people already suspect, healthy food on the road is hard to find and expensive when it does exist.
Will brings up the health risks tied to trucking, obesity, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, chronic back pain, depression, blood clots, substance abuse, and irregular sleep. What hits him is how unfazed the drivers seem. When he asks what keeps them going, they answer fast, money. The pay is good, and it becomes the trade.
Most of the trip revolves around truck stops and survival choices. At the first major stop in Portland, Will sees walls of junk food, pricey fruit, energy drinks, and heavy meals. Breakfast becomes pizza and an omelette loaded with cheese. He jokes that being a truck driver feels like a “cheat day on wheels,” because boredom makes snacking constant. After hours of sitting, even basic movement feels harder, and the body starts to feel stiff, swollen, and “turned off.”
A big tension point is Dead Man’s Pass in Oregon, a steep, dangerous stretch of interstate. The stress spikes because they need to cross before dark. Will realizes the job is mentally exhausting even when you are “doing nothing.” Time slows down, fatigue stacks up, and the only thing that feels like a break is eating again.
That night, they sleep at a Boise truck stop. Will tries to work out with 30 lb dumbbells and feels how dead his body is after sitting all day. Dinner is shelf-stable lasagna because fresh food is unreliable. They explain why, fridges fail, constant shaking bruises produce, and you can always get hot water at stops. Then comes the truck stop shower, $17, unpleasant in theory, but weirdly one of the best moments of the trip because it finally feels like a reset.
Sleep is the true breaking point. Will tracks terrible sleep, deals with trucks idling all night to keep cab temperature stable, and wakes up feeling wrecked. He calls out the stress of deadlines and the brutal sleep environment as the biggest drivers of bad health. Day two starts with gas, caffeine, and fast food again, including Hawaiian pizza in the morning.
They push on toward Wyoming and Colorado. At the “Oasis” stop, Will shows how easy it is to become a statistic with massive sugary drinks. One example he mentions is a 44 oz drink loaded with candy, listed at 167 g of sugar and 630 calories. He also learns most drivers pay out of pocket for food, with little support from employers.
By day two, Will’s mood drops. He feels car sick, dehydrated, stiff, and mentally drained. He craves movement and fresh air. They stop at Little America in Wyoming, which has a small workout area, but it’s basic and empty, which explains why it rarely gets used. A barbecue meal finally gives a better protein option, and Will uses MacroFactor to estimate a plate at about 959 calories with 97 g of protein, which starts a real conversation about how tracking could help drivers.
The trip ends after about 50 hours and 1,371 miles. Will leaves with heartburn, aching joints, and a clear takeaway. Long-haul trucking pushes people into a cycle of sitting, stress, bad sleep, and constant access to calorie-dense food. Even when drivers know the risks, the job structure makes change feel impossible, and the paycheck keeps them on the road.
