The Necrophiliac's Gift

[Chesticles]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/necrophiliac.htm

Moral of the story - Don't have sex with a mortician.

 

[Mygeeto]

hey yo i only go for the ones under 14

 

[Rocky]

There was a 24yr old mortician who was arrested for having sex with a 84yr olds corpse at a morgue a few years back.

 

[Chesticles]

There was a 24yr old mortician who was arrested for having sex with a 84yr olds corpse at a morgue a few years back.

Get much jailtime for it?

 

[Rocky]

Get much jailtime for it?

I cut a deal.

 

[high_five]

 

[Skeptic]

LOL sounds like mygeeto's cup of tea

 

[Rocky]

LOL sounds like mygeeto's cup of dried up old worm infested vagina

Indeed.

 

[Chesticles]

I cut a deal.

By cut, do you mean sex, and by deal, do you mean dried old corpses?

 

[Rocky]

By cut, do you mean sex, and by deal, do you mean dried old corpses?

That's right. I sex a dried old corpses.

 

[Daniel Andersson]

I cut a deal.

 

[Chesticles]

That's right. I sex a dried old corpses.

Can't even speak the language

 

[Rocky]

Can't even speak the language

Hush up convict.

 

[Skeptic]