The person above me

[danimalmax22]

is fairly unintelligent and once masturbated in front of a mirror, upon seeing his reflection ejaculate at the same time he did, he took up the challenge to out-ejaculate his reflection and continued masturbating, he is still there to this day

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

suddenly came to his senses and wondered how to get the gerbil out of his anus and has been sticking hampster food on a stick up his ass trying to coax Geril (cause thats what he named it) out ever since

 

[danimalmax22]

volunteered to get naked and help coax Geril out of danimal's ass

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

wishes

 

[danimalmax22]

wishes he could afford a gerbil so he could put it up his ass and moan with pleasure

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

has three pet gerbils and a funny feeling in his intestines

 

[danimalmax22]

died of a roundhouse kick because he fucked with Chuck

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

realised you cant fuck with chuck after seeing FF killed with a swift kick to the head

 

[danimalmax22]

had a friend insert a gerbil up his dead ass

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

is obbsessed with gerbils and mens asses and thinks superman is supersexy in his tights

 

[danimalmax22]

once played with superman's testicles when superman saved his life as he was drowning in a kiddie pool

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

enjoyed picturing that in his head

 

[danimalmax22]

enjoyed dreaming about his experience with superman

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

talking about dreaming its time for bed I think night mate

 

[danimalmax22]

sweet dreams, gerbil-lover

 

[Spike]

has no testicles

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

has four big red mechanical tescitles on the back of his hand

 

[Spike]

cant spell testicles and doesnt own a toothbrush

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

polishes hiS TESTICLES with his toothbrush every night before brushing his teeth

 

[Spike]

likes to listen to boy george