The person above me

[danimalmax22]

has castrated his balls and ate them for dinner

 

[Mango]

is damn right

 

[danimalmax22]

is playing with bloody goat nuts

 

[Arcane1129]

is playing with bloody goat nuts

Is trying to figure out why they're bloody.

 

[danimalmax22]

is unaware that he removes goat nuts with a rusty knife while sleepwalking at night

 

[Arcane1129]

is unaware that he removes goat nuts with a rusty knife while sleepwalking at night

Is fully aware that he enjoys watching me do it.

 

[danimalmax22]

wants everyone to stop staring at his cum filled mouth and go check out danimalmax's updated log in the exercise section

 

[Arcane1129]

wants everyone to stop staring at his cum filled mouth and go check out danimalmax's updated log in the exercise section

is delusional.

 

[danimalmax22]

is sexually delusional

 

[Arcane1129]

is sexually delusional

Thinks adding a word to someone else's insult and using it as his own will gain him popularity.

 

[danimalmax22]

is extremely popular for giving out free handjobs

 

[Arcane1129]

is extremely popular for giving out free handjobs

Is my top customer. You always leave the biggest tits.........I mean tips.

 

[Mango]

will be soon replaced by me for the best handjob services

 

[Arcane1129]

will be soon replaced by me for the best handjob services

Is somehow proud of that.

 

[Mango]

knows that im proud of that because i will have pain and cardu and rocky and mex and everyone lined up around the corner for me, you will be stuck getting ass plugged w/o lube

 

[Arcane1129]

knows that im proud of that because i will have pain and cardu and rocky and mex and everyone lined up around the corner for me, you will be stuck getting ass plugged w/o lube

Shouldn't have to write a paragraph for it to be funny.

 

[Mango]

shouldnt write anything. because hes funny anyways, look at his face muahaha ( jk )

 

[danimalmax22]

has a non-lubed anal plug stuck in his anus

 

[Arcane1129]

shouldnt write anything. because hes funny anyways, look at his face muahaha ( jk )

Almost complimented me.

 

[Arcane1129]

has a non-lubed anal plug stuck in his anus

Has an unhealthy obsession with that stuff.