The person above me

[Spike]

im sorry dont cry

 

[Rocky]

Had a fight with a 4mth old girl and lost.

 

[Clint]

had sex with a 40 year old man

 

[Rocky]

Was turned down by said 40yr old man and had to remain a virgin.

 

[Clint]

has sex with his fellow police officers in the shower

 

[Rocky]

Is looking into a career in law enforcement so he can finally lose his cherry. Because what he does with Paulie really doesn't count.

 

[Clint]

YES IT DOES!!!

Is sending me paper work so I can join him in the force for "unknown" reasons

 

[Rocky]

Is completing the paperwork so damn fast it's like a cardio workout.

 

[Clint]

wants to have another gay experience with 4 men at once

 

[Rocky]

Eats his own poo.

And other peoples.

 

[Clint]

NO I DONT!!!!




sends me poop through the mail

 

[Rocky]

Keeps opening mail addressed from me like an idiot.

 

[Clint]

neatly labels everything in his bags and shapes his poo into statues

 

[Ice]

neatly labels everything in his bags and shapes his poo into statues

Steals Rocky's poo statues

 

[Clint]

Steals Rocky's poo statues

PMs me and asks to have them when I'm finished with them

 

[Rocky]

Wanks off sleeping bums.

 

[Spike]

is a bum and a hobo

 

[Rocky]

Has midget hands.

 

[Spike]

has midget feet,and we all know what that means dont we

 

[Rocky]

That I wear midget socks!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Eats rats.