Things that make you feel good?

[Zigurd]

oh how lovely.
i'd expect this from Neosoviet...

I am offended, I am appalled. Just that ?

I enjoy taking a dump and then fisting my ass with both hands and my feet. Yes, I am flexible.

I also enjoy putting lolies inside my rectum, and then shit them out thinking they are little eggs and then bashing their shit-stained heads with a sledgehammer and eating their insides raw, but with a little pinch of seasoning. For flavour.

I also enjoy giving homeless people money, because they make me sad =(

 

[Chesticles]

I don't tea bag, I potato sack :carduindisguise