
Johnny5
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Funny story: When I was in college-yes they had college back in the Stone Age- I had some skinny runner say to me in front of his girlfriend :"How do you wipe your ass when you are that big?"LMAO! So true!
The best is when people say "You won't be flexible when you're that big." or "You won't be able to jog for long when you're that big.".
Not only are they wrong but, even if you couldn't be super flexible, what the fuck does that matter anyway?!
Funny story: When I was in college-yes they had college back in the Stone Age- I had some skinny runner say to me in front of his girlfriend :"How do you wipe your ass when you are that big?"
I answered: " I don't. I get skinny assholes like you to do it for me".
Girlfriend couldn't stop laughing for the longest. That was the last time he said anything about me not being flexible.
Funny story: When I was in college-yes they had college back in the Stone Age- I had some skinny runner say to me in front of his girlfriend :"How do you wipe your ass when you are that big?"
I answered: " I don't. I get skinny assholes like you to do it for me".
Girlfriend couldn't stop laughing for the longest. That was the last time he said anything about me not being flexible.