Things your parents never knew...

[vdawg]

dude, i hope you fucken washed the toy before. what if your parents had some anal loving with it. thats sick. i really dont find too many things disgusting but when you use your own parents sex toys. thats just nasty and should never be spoken of.

 

[Natzo]

When you asked where I get my money from and I said I was really good at poker, I wasn't lying, but I deff didn't win $200 in 45 minutes and come back smelling like the art teacher's room in that time.

art teacher? female or male ?

 

[miamiracing]

hahaha yeeeeaa im a nasty motherf'er last time i had a girl, she squirted all over me and i rubbed it on my chest etc.

 

[theweapon]

dude, i hope you fucken washed the toy before. what if your parents had some anal loving with it. thats sick. i really dont find too many things disgusting but when you use your own parents sex toys. thats just nasty and should never be spoken of.

not even washing it will make his situation any better.

 

[Bhana]

hahaha yeeeeaa im a nasty motherf'er last time i had a girl, she squirted all over me and i rubbed it on my chest etc.

Still doesnt beat using your moms dildo:carduindisguise

 

[MrChewiebitums]

i must be a nerd because i got nothing thats really of interest other than a drunk arab almost stabbed me and i didnt say anything to them

 

[vdawg]

hahaha yeeeeaa im a nasty motherf'er last time i had a girl, she squirted all over me and i rubbed it on my chest etc.

hahaha thats fuck all man, thats not dirty at all. but using your parents sex toys. eeesh

 

[Duality]

dude, i hope you fucken washed the toy before. what if your parents had some anal loving with it. thats sick. i really dont find too many things disgusting but when you use your own parents sex toys. thats just nasty and should never be spoken of.

word. that's fucking disgusting.



i think secretly miami wants his mom.

 

[Braaq]

Duality, your parents should know that you are teh gay ... you tell them or I will be forced to.

 

[Duality]

Duality, your parents should know that you are teh gay ... you tell them or I will be forced to.

well everyone already thinks so because i'm friends with you.

my mom always ask me "Blake didn't make any unwelcome advances on you today did he?", and i say no, they were more than welcome :greddy:

 

[Braaq]

well everyone already thinks so because i'm friends with you.

my mom always ask me "Blake didn't make any unwelcome advances on you today did he?", and i say no, they were more than welcome :greddy:

 

[Samoan-Z]

Shit, alright where to start.

That time I came home after being gone for 2 days and said I spent the night at a friends hosue, friends house being county lockup for underage drinking.

That time my mom's insurance went up, and she found out a month later I was in a hit and run with her vehicle.

When my mom came hoem and her bed sheets were changed I wasn't being nice and chaning them I fucked some girl in it and left stains everywhere.

But seriously when her poodle ran away I actually drove behind WInn Dixie and dropped that little fucker off. She pissed on all my shit and that wasn't flying.

One time I came home out of breathe and told her I was playing tag, I was running from the cops who caught a bunch of us breaking into a house.

Breaking into about 5 houses and making about $1000 dollars and blowing it on video games.

When you found a black thong in my room and I said it was mine for sports flexibility.

When I came home at 4am and parked the car into the back yard even though we had a fence without damaging property, I was drunk and seriously do not know how I did that.

 

[MrChewiebitums]

bunch of criminals

 

[Duality]

Originally posted by Samoan-Z
Breaking into about 5 houses and making about $1000 dollars and blowing it on video games.

you do realize what a piece of shit thing it is breaking into someone's house right and stealing from people who've worked to own their possesions?

 

[WillTheThrill]

my mom still dont know that i shot myself in the foot, when she asked why i was limpin i said "sports injury"

 

[DriDDeRz]

That time where my mum thought i was next door at my friends house, where actually out around the streets blowing out peoples letterboxes with fire crackers

And then back to see the damage acting like we dont know nothing

 

[miamiracing]

word. that's fucking disgusting.



i think secretly miami wants his mom.

no i want your little brother, he already looks like a fag (just like you) i guess your mother wouldn't bother

 

[theweapon]

 

[Duality]

no i want your little brother, he already looks like a fag (just like you) i guess your mother wouldn't bother

i wish i could meet you and tear your head off your fat ass body

 

[theweapon]

i wish i could meet you and tear your head off your fat ass body

thats the sexiest thing i have heard all day. seriously i was having a bad day and that made me feel so much better. i love blood and violence.