Will Tennyson
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Fitness YouTuber Will Tennyson took on a brutal experiment. For one full week he used only supplements that had zero reviews online. No ratings, no user feedback, no safety net. Just marketing claims and a willingness to see what actually happens when someone becomes the first customer to try them.
The goal was simple. Find out whether hidden gems exist among these unknown products, or if there is a reason nobody talks about them.
The results were chaotic, hilarious, and occasionally painful.
The first product tested was Irish Carbomb Smelling Salts, a whiskey and stout scented ammonia inhalant designed to spike aggression before heavy lifts. Will used it before attempting a long-time goal of 315 pounds for eight reps on bench press. The reaction was intense. His eyes watered, his nose burned, and his brain felt overloaded. Instead of helping his lift, the aggressive inhale actually threw him off. Later in the workout he learned that a gentle sniff worked better, giving him focus and intensity without the shock to his nervous system.
Next came Anarchy Labs Shogun Fat Burner, which packed a massive 500 mg caffeine dose per serving, more than six cans of Red Bull. The effects hit quickly. Elevated heart rate, anxiety, sweating, and nausea dominated the workout. Appetite suppression was real, but the experience felt closer to a survival test than a productive fat-loss supplement. The stimulant overload eventually forced Will to stop training early.
The mood shifted dramatically with Anesthetized Sleep Formula by Blackstone Labs. Unlike the stimulant products, this one delivered exactly what it promised. Will experienced deep sleep, vivid dreams, and woke up with an Oura Ring sleep score of 90 and over 8 hours of restorative sleep. Among the entire lineup, this was one of the few supplements that genuinely impressed him.
Another product, Lipo-6 Defining Gel, promised fat loss through topical application. The gel produced a burning sensation on the skin but showed zero visual fat loss results. The experiment ended badly when his skin reacted during a shower, leaving him red and irritated.
Will then tested Epiplex Muscle Builder, marketed as a natural anabolic designed to surpass genetic limits. Despite the bold claims, the workout felt completely normal. Strength, endurance, and performance stayed roughly the same. Any improvements were likely from effort and motivation rather than the supplement itself.
Food was not safe from the experiment either. The UMP Protein Bar by Beverly International delivered decent macros but failed on taste. The texture and flavor reminded Will of outdated rations rather than a modern protein snack competing with today’s dessert-style bars.
The stimulant rollercoaster returned with Insane Labs Psychotic Pre-Workout, a product with mysterious ingredient blends and roughly 390 mg caffeine. The result was intense jitteriness, anxiety, and a harsh crash after the workout. While strength performance improved slightly, the overall feeling was unpleasant.
Finally, Will tested Pump Gel, a topical formula claiming to create muscle fullness and vascularity without training. Despite warming sensations in the arms and shoulders, measurements showed no increase in muscle size or pump, confirming the effects were mostly cosmetic.
After a full week of testing supplements with no reviews, the verdict became clear. A few products had potential, especially the sleep supplement. Many others relied on hype, extreme stimulant doses, or questionable claims.
The biggest lesson from the experiment was simple. When a supplement has no reviews anywhere online, there is usually a reason.
The goal was simple. Find out whether hidden gems exist among these unknown products, or if there is a reason nobody talks about them.
The results were chaotic, hilarious, and occasionally painful.
The first product tested was Irish Carbomb Smelling Salts, a whiskey and stout scented ammonia inhalant designed to spike aggression before heavy lifts. Will used it before attempting a long-time goal of 315 pounds for eight reps on bench press. The reaction was intense. His eyes watered, his nose burned, and his brain felt overloaded. Instead of helping his lift, the aggressive inhale actually threw him off. Later in the workout he learned that a gentle sniff worked better, giving him focus and intensity without the shock to his nervous system.
Next came Anarchy Labs Shogun Fat Burner, which packed a massive 500 mg caffeine dose per serving, more than six cans of Red Bull. The effects hit quickly. Elevated heart rate, anxiety, sweating, and nausea dominated the workout. Appetite suppression was real, but the experience felt closer to a survival test than a productive fat-loss supplement. The stimulant overload eventually forced Will to stop training early.
The mood shifted dramatically with Anesthetized Sleep Formula by Blackstone Labs. Unlike the stimulant products, this one delivered exactly what it promised. Will experienced deep sleep, vivid dreams, and woke up with an Oura Ring sleep score of 90 and over 8 hours of restorative sleep. Among the entire lineup, this was one of the few supplements that genuinely impressed him.
Another product, Lipo-6 Defining Gel, promised fat loss through topical application. The gel produced a burning sensation on the skin but showed zero visual fat loss results. The experiment ended badly when his skin reacted during a shower, leaving him red and irritated.
Will then tested Epiplex Muscle Builder, marketed as a natural anabolic designed to surpass genetic limits. Despite the bold claims, the workout felt completely normal. Strength, endurance, and performance stayed roughly the same. Any improvements were likely from effort and motivation rather than the supplement itself.
Food was not safe from the experiment either. The UMP Protein Bar by Beverly International delivered decent macros but failed on taste. The texture and flavor reminded Will of outdated rations rather than a modern protein snack competing with today’s dessert-style bars.
The stimulant rollercoaster returned with Insane Labs Psychotic Pre-Workout, a product with mysterious ingredient blends and roughly 390 mg caffeine. The result was intense jitteriness, anxiety, and a harsh crash after the workout. While strength performance improved slightly, the overall feeling was unpleasant.
Finally, Will tested Pump Gel, a topical formula claiming to create muscle fullness and vascularity without training. Despite warming sensations in the arms and shoulders, measurements showed no increase in muscle size or pump, confirming the effects were mostly cosmetic.
After a full week of testing supplements with no reviews, the verdict became clear. A few products had potential, especially the sleep supplement. Many others relied on hype, extreme stimulant doses, or questionable claims.
The biggest lesson from the experiment was simple. When a supplement has no reviews anywhere online, there is usually a reason.
