Your 5 most prized possessions

[lifterdead]

1) My wife. Some dumb ass will undoubtedly say she's a woman, not a possession. My point is she's the most valuable thing in my life, that's all.
2) My dick. What would I do without it?
3) My brain. Only slightly less important than my dick.
4) The Nazi Luger I'm going to inherit from my grandfather, who took it off a dead Nazi.
5) My lifting belt.

 

[Pickle]

1) My wife. Some dumb ass will undoubtedly say she's a woman, not a possession. My point is she's the most valuable thing in my life, that's all.
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[tim290280]

4) The Nazi Luger I'm going to inherit from my grandfather, who took it off a dead Nazi.

Cool. My grandad had the same thing. Unfortunately his was handed in to the police for de-activation. When he got it back they'd mangled it and it looked like it had been chucked in a trash compacter. He had a rifle too, but my uncle got that.

 

[Natzo]

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4) The Nazi Luger I'm going to inherit from my grandfather, who took it off a dead Nazi.

now that's a prized possession!

 

[lifterdead]

I've only seen it once, actually. He was packing it away when I was a kid and I saw it briefly before he boxed it up.