your own sport, what would it be?

[Mygeeto]

if you could create a sport, the way you wanted it to be.. with customised equipment, rules, ect everything up to you.. what would your sport be??

i would be bringing back colloseum/gladiator/death pit type sports. thats all

 

[Beefcake]

A triathalon of pain. Instead of running, you must run with thumbtacks in your shoes for 24 miles and at some point a bengal tiger jumps out. Instead of biking, you're bike will have no seat, but instead a 2 foot long ice-pick where the seat should be. And swimming would be last because if you have made it this far and you're dead tired, chances are, you won't finish the race before swimming through the wated, filled with hungry, angry, and sharp sea life. The shores would be covered with stonefish for the first 45 feet after the water and after that it's followed by still-sticky tar that you must run 800M on in order to cross the finish line. At the end of the race the second place and last place finisher must put their hands into a large oven mitt filled with fire ants and wasps for losing.

Anyone who can complete this course can be called a man.

 

[skid9832004]

international bikini mud wrestling league and im the referee

 

[Chesticles]

international bikini mud wrestling league and im the referee

I'm with him, except I'll be the mud.

 

[skid9832004]

I'm with him, except I'll be the mud.

yea but i forgot to mention the referee gets paid in happy endings