Celebrity Ripped Club: 8 Non-Athletes Who've Gotta Be On Steroids

[Beefcake]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15623_ripped-club-8-non-athletes-whove-gotta-be-on-steroids.html

So, let's get this straight: A baseball player gets caught using steroids, and suddenly Congress puts the whole government on hold to have hearings about it. But, if a rapper uses steroids, apparently we're supposed to think it's no big deal.

Well, it's a big deal to us, and we're sensing a gross double standard, here. We're going to blow the lid off a steroid scandal that stretches far and wide in the world of non-athletes, and we're not going to let our total lack of evidence slow us down.

Here's Dre in the studio, looking like a fat kid who just got busted up to his forearms in leftover birthday cake ...

Here's Christian Bale as the uncomfortable, borderline-translucent skeleton in The Machinist .

... and then he was cast to play Batman, so he needed to bulk up.

Damn. And, he only had six motherfucking months to do it. That's 120 pounds to 220 pounds in half a year.

 

[Robcardu]

The person who wrote that article is a fucking idiot.

 

[Beefcake]

Indeed.

 

[JS316]

The Carrot top guy ... yes..

Was expecting LL Cool J and 50 cent on that idiots list

 

[Lionheart]

Kinda stupid article.

 

[Daniel Andersson]

I didn't bother to read
I liked the pictures though

 

[Lionheart]

Dr Dre looked huge

 

[SRB]

carrot top haha his hair is fucked up

 

[SerbMarko]

Dr.Dre looks good, is that a recent pic of him?

 

[Ironslave]

Sweet Jesus

 

[lifterdead]

ha! That was funny. I'd be pissed and complemented at the same time if I was one of those celebrities.

 

[asdf]

Let me get this straight. You decide to clean up your diet, eat well, train hard and get into reasonable shape (none of them are huge): therefore you must be on steroids.

 

[Christian B]

Let me get this straight. You decide to clean up your diet, eat well, train hard and get into reasonable shape (none of them are huge): therefore you must be on steroids.

Dr. Dre is pretty huge

 

[Wolfdogs]

Christian Bale starved himself for over 4 months prior to filming, as his character needed to look drastically thin. Allegedly his eating consisted of one can of tuna and an apple each day (approximately 275 calories), although there are conflicting reports on this. According to the DVD commentary, he lost 62 pounds (28 kg), reducing his body weight to 120 pounds (54.4 kg). Bale wanted to go down to 100 pounds (45.3 kg) but the filmmakers would not let him due to health concerns. He later regained the weight, plus an additional 40 pounds (18 kg) due to weightlifting, in preparation for his role in Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins.

- From Wikipedia

 

[Maxmonzter]

who the hell cares about who on steroids and who isn´t what´s the big deal. like the pics insane what Bale has done to be that thin

 

[Daniel Andersson]

Sweet Jesus

Looks healthy

 

[H2H]

hgh or roids

are they on hgh or roids?

 

[Mygeeto]

Let me get this straight. You decide to clean up your diet, eat well, train hard and get into reasonable shape (none of them are huge): therefore you must be on steroids.

exactly. its pathetic to think that some people beleive that if another person has a substantial amount of muscle more than the average joe, its because of Anabolic Steroids.

 

[Daniel Andersson]

are they on hgh or roids?

Can be either one or bought...but as said before by Mygeeto and asdf..that don't have to be the case..better diet, training could be whats needed

 

[Kanav]

fyi stan mcquay is dr. dre's trainer