Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Line]

Photoshopped pee?

I doubt it. Girls have peed in front of me at parties before.

 

[Palmetto]

I had to drink Busch saturday night b/c I only have like $12 haha.

 

[Line]

I had to drink Busch saturday night b/c I only have like $12 haha.

My apartment is stocked and locked with at least four cases of Busch Pounders at all times. Ain't no shame in the game.

 

[Palmetto]

Tru...they were gold tops too. A long shot from my usual Miller Lite. Got the job done though. I can't complain.

 

[Chesticles]

I doubt it. Girls have peed in front of me at parties before.

Made your pants tight didn't it?

 

[Palmetto]

Let the alcohol consumption begin!

 

[CaptainCharisma]

id still hit it

 

[Palmetto]

Oh yea...me too.

 

[Chesticles]

I'd hit it in the urine puddle



I win.

 

[Storm]

I'm drunk.

 

[Palmetto]

I'm Darrell.

 

[Chesticles]

I'm Duggie!

 

[Lanois]

this is junt wrong! xD

 

[Line]

I woke up at 6am sitting in a car, shivering cold, and not knowing where I was or where the driver had gone. Solid night.

 

[Rocky]

^Did your ass hurt again?

 

[Line]

^Did your ass hurt again?

Only a little

 

[Bulkboy]

Only a little

sry bout that man i tried to go easy on u, but with my 14 inches of manhammer its hard not to cause some damage, ill control myself next time

 

[Chesticles]

Oh please Line was using you as a blanket manmeat.

 

[Line]

Needs a bump

And for the record, I'd say I'm buzzed right now.

 

[Palmetto]

Man I wish I was drinking right now. Damn Maymester...only six more classes until my summer starts!!!