Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Palmetto]

I got hammered at a wedding the other night. I'm not allowed near them or the relatives anymore.

So in other words the groom has already cheated on his wife?

 

[Palmetto]

Getting thrashed tonight...its my buddies 22nd birthday and he is having a Patty Murphy party...gonna be a good time.

 

[Rocky]

I'm getting slashed tomorrow night! :woohoo:

 

[Palmetto]

Yes sir...tonight and friday night. I'm starting the weekend TONIGHT.

 

[Chesticles]

Sucks you guys can't celebrate ANZAC day, everyone in Aus is drunk off there ass that day.

 

[Palmetto]

Where is everyone? I had o get Busch tonight b/c I'm poor.

 

[Arcane1129]

Where is everyone? I had o get Busch tonight b/c I'm poor.

Watching UFC 70.

 

[Ironslave]

UFC is ghey, Ironslave is a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Palmetto]

Sweet. Nuff said.

 

[Ironslave]

Tweak on the other hand... he LOVES the leydig cells.

 

[Chesticles]

Drinkin some Bailey's huh slave?

 

[Mygeeto]

im not sure when ppl are drunk coz when they ARE i think there just acting more like me when im sober

 

[Hypocrisy86]

does drinkin heavily do nething bad to your health ?
i dont drink but want too..

 

[Chesticles]

So drink then noob.

 

[SerbMarko]

does drinkin heavily do nething bad to your health ?
i dont drink but want too..

 

[Line]

I can't believe I wasn't posting in here last night. I was hammered.

 

[Bulkboy]

who cares man? its damn funny...

 

[Chesticles]

You forgot the epic big nav gut Serb

 

[SerbMarko]

 

[Chesticles]

Photoshopped pee?