Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Clint]

Lol you and Tweak know each other?

every damn weekend he drunk dials my ass

 

[TrueOutlaw]

If anyone can on here it's CC which is even more impressive when you factor in that he weighs like 98 pounds.

Coming from you that means so much Line
Not trying to brag, but next to Line i porbly am teh hardest drinker here,

i was going to leave it alone but i can't sit quietly anymore..... in my hay day i would have drank u 2 under the table. i don't drink as much anymore but i can still drink a case in one sitting providing their is a card game being played.

my little brother and i have split a bottle of Jack daniels 750ml while putting away several beers during quite a few card games. the same brother and myself used to go out to Athens back in the day and down pitchers all night on most nights we would have atleast 6 pitchers.

me and my girlfriend (when i was about 22) shot an entire 750ml bottle of tequila in about an hour then drove to the liquor store to get another (boy was that stupid) and came back and continued shooting until she passed out all the while i was drinking michelob light.

boy i feel like a 2nd grader "my dad can beat up your dad"

 

[Clint]

ive always hated the term "under the table"

wtf does that even mean?

TO is still not as sexy as CC or Joe

 

[TrueOutlaw]

Weird...out at the bars I can have like 4-5 pitchers and be good to consciously walk home

i didn't see this

nevermind

 

[Line]

ive always hated the term "under the table"

wtf does that even mean?

TO is still not as sexy as CC or Joe

I think it refers to people having drinking contests while seated and going until one person passes out and literally ends up under the table...back in the olden days of course.

And yes, we are sexier (although he might shank us for saying so)

i didn't see this

nevermind

It's all good. We're just busting up on Delgadoman more than anything else. You experienced guys don't share enough good stories with us

 

[TrueOutlaw]

sexier than TO?

u punks must be outta yall's ragedy assed minds......
they don't call TO big sexy for nothing

 

[TrueOutlaw]

I think it refers to people having drinking contests while seated and going until one person passes out and literally ends up under the table...back in the olden days of course.

and yess that is what that means and i have a great story that actually has someone ending up under a table....back in my college days

And yes, we are sexier (although he might shank us for saying so)

consider urself shanked

You experienced guys don't share enough good stories with us

i have plenty

 

[TrueOutlaw]

I dont see any tan at all...how do you see a farmers tan?

it maybe the lighting but looks like on ur bottom compared to ur torso i figured it was from running in the sports bra

Im never posting pics again, seriously though.

ur kidding right?

 

[Palmetto]

WHATUP BITCHES!?!?! My attempts of drinking the hwole bottle of beam failed. I prolly had enough for one more drink. I am ashamed.

 

[TrueOutlaw]

WHATUP BITCHES!?!?! My attempts of drinking the hwole bottle of beam failed. I prolly had enough for one more drink. I am ashamed.

pussy

 

[CaptainCharisma]

ive always hated the term "under the table"

wtf does that even mean?

TO is still not as sexy as CC or Joe

TO is plenty sexy

You know i think i have now become the lightest guy on this forum, im not 98 lbs like Line said but i checked this morning im down to about 121 lbs...and I STILL rip Delgadomon back into the stonage

 

[CaptainCharisma]

It's all good. We're just busting up on Delgadoman more than anything else. You experienced guys don't share enough good stories with us

Alot of my drunk stories jsut involve me doing something stupid after drinking, alcohol makes me like one of the guys from Jackass

 

[TrueOutlaw]

TO is plenty sexy

who told you

 

[MexicanMuscle]

Alot of my drunk stories jsut involve me doing something stupid after drinking, alcohol makes me like one of the guys from Jackass

it's exactly the same thing for me man!

 

[Line]

Alot of my drunk stories jsut involve me doing something stupid after drinking, alcohol makes me like one of the guys from Jackass

Yeah...that's one thing I'm trying to control. Me and public destruction have an interesting history together.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

I remember this one time me and my friends were stopped on a street near a park, everyone else was kinda drunk (besides the DD) and i was mashed senseless, and i wanted to go streaking...in the snow. So i started throwing my clothes off, but my friends managed to kinda stop me and throw me into the car. I miss that shirt though

 

[Line]

I remember this one time me and my friends were stopped on a street near a park, everyone else was kinda drunk (besides the DD) and i was mashed senseless, and i wanted to go streaking...in the snow. So i started throwing my clothes off, but my friends managed to kinda stop me and throw me into the car. I miss that shirt though

My drinking buddy from home woke up from being passed out in a snow bank two years back. He had no idea where he was so the guys that found him had him chain smoke cigarettes to sober him up, then they ordered a pizza and had the Domino's guy drive him home.


PS: I've never lost any shirts but I'm missing many a pair of underwear.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

My drinking buddy from home woke up from being passed out in a snow bank two years back. He had no idea where he was so the guys that found him had him chain smoke cigarettes to sober him up, then they ordered a pizza and had the Domino's guy drive him home.


PS: I've never lost any shirts but I'm missing many a pair of underwear.

I wake up alot of times with my pants on backwards, i have no idea why but for some reason this amuses me when im drunk.

 

[Hypocrisy86]

Thats for CC and Line

 

[Storm]

sup guys? i'm back from a birthday party (2:32 am here) and i'm a bit damaged, nothing serious just a couple of beers having diner and 4 gin-tonics