Post Olympia Interview

[Line]

miniduck, you aint funny.

I concur.



...if you're going to make up ridiculous stories at least give the public what they want and continue to include me.

 

[Spike]

and if line is going to be in the story then it's mandatory that im in there as well




right

 

[sexnews]

i like. although. you could of focused more on cutlers whinging. as he is proned to.

"its bullshit i should of beat him. What am i going to call my dvd now? fuck! look at his triceps its bullshit. Now i have to shave my head. Bullshit! My hair is the only thing i really like on my physique. He doesnt even have any triceps. How can he beat me? Its bullshit!.where is his glamourous hair? Bullshit! All of team cutler knows i beat him. Its bullshit"

Yes jay you are bullshit. and the fact that team cutler exsists is bullshit. Go shave your hair waisty.

Very funny!

 

[Arcane1129]

Interview with the 2007 judging panel, consisting of Line, Tech, Pain, Pickle, Fahad, Banshee, Papi, Rocky, and BPP. Me as the interviewer.

1) Line-

Me: So, what'd the you think of the results?

Line: Well, it was closer than ever this year because Ronnie only sent me a check for half as much as last year. Branch was holding approximately .0014 mL of water in his glutes, which led to the................

*5 hours later*

Line: Umm, hello, are you paying attention?

Me: .........hmm what? Could you start over? Or how about you just fax me over what you want to say?

Line: I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!! I WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT GUSTAVO'S BICEPS HAD A 1/32 inch difference!!

Me: In the fax, right. Moving on!

Line (slowly fading out into the distance): they weren't even...even.....1/32......you're all blind..........AND TELL BPP TO **** HIMSELF FOR ME!!!!

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[Arcane1129]

2) Tech-

Me: So, what'd you think of the competitors? And....why are you wearing a bag over your head?

Tech: .....................

Me: No comment, I presume?

Tech: .........I know where you sleep at night....

Me: I'm gonna..........go..........now................. *runs*

Tech: I will find you, wherever you go...........

 

[Arcane1129]

3) Pain-

Me: So, I have a few questions I'd like to ask you.

Pain: Sure, I love talking about the Olympia.

Me: Actually, I was wondering if your sis was in the audience somewhere....

*Pain puts on a mask that looks like hypo*

Pain: PREDATOR MODE!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Fine, be that way. I'll find her by myself.

Pain (foaming at the mouth, rocking back and forth in the corner): No pics........no pics.................no pics.......

 

[Rocky]

Miniduck - you been smoking some of that Cutler crack?

 

[Spike]

this is by far the funniest thread in this forum


im laughing my ass off reading the Line interview

 

[Arcane1129]

4) Pickle-

Me: So, why Pickle?

Pickle: What do you mean?

Me: You admitted pickles are gross, so why name yourself after one?

Pickle: I don't know, it's just the first thing that came to mind.

Me: Well, if dickwad was the first thing, would you name yourself that?

Pickle: What's this have to do with the Olympia?

Me: What do you have to do with Pickles? Is it a conspiracy?

Pickle: Why don't you ask me something about the competitors instead?

Me: Because none of the competitors are named after a pickle.

Pickle : NO IT'S NOT!!!! *whips out a pickle and begans stroking stroking it*

(I'm referring to the actual food, you sicko).

 

[Arcane1129]

Miniduck - you been smoking some of that Cutler crack?

yes...

 

[Rocky]

Sweet Jesus Mini - you need some medical attention.

 

[Arcane1129]

5) Fahad-

Me: So, do you agree with your fellow judges?

Fahad: ainfani sdhg-eg sgniowa3j0 g4i8359ng 3409gn:-

Me: Ahh, I see. You speak the same way you type?

Fahad: 094th30nfniv}}p

Me: Can you say anything I can understand?

Fahad: IN YOU FAZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Uh huh...anything else?

Fahad: *started look*

Fahad: .......IN YO FAZZYY.....??

Me: Well, moving on then....

 

[Arcane1129]

Sweet Jesus Mini - you need some medical attention.

Hey, I could include you if ya want?


Actually, that's not a bad idea. Thx for the idea Rocko.

 

[Arcane1129]

6) Banshee-

Me:

Banshee: .....aren't you going to say something?

Me: ..........what?

 

[Arcane1129]

heck yeahs

 

[Arcane1129]

7) Papi:-

Me: So, who do you feel should've won?

Papi: Don't bother me, I'm busy writing down the fitness models' digits...

Me: But...but....Banshee's over there? *points*

*Papi drops the phone numbers and sprints across the room*

Me: (picking up the numbers) Hey, it actually worked!

 

[Arcane1129]

8) Rocky-

Me: So, who picked you to be a judge?

Rocky: Well, between the handcuffs and beating Head Judge Pain with my nightstick for 8 hours he finally gave in...

Pain: NO IT'S NOT!!!!

Me: Quiet, you wouldn't give me any pics. Anyway back to you Rocko.....wait a second.... that's my shirt!

Rocky: *hesitates* I...found it? *runs*

Me: *chasing after Rocky* Get back here you twisted pedophile!!!

*screen goes blank*

 

[Arcane1129]

9) Bpp-

Me: Do you agree with Ronnie winning again?

BPP: CUTS OUT JAY CUTLER 06 CUTS OUT!!!!!

Me: Umm...that was a year ago. It's 2007...

BPP: *blinks* ....Scott Steiner?

Me: Retired.

BPP: *eyes getting teary* Mango?

Me: Terrorist, left 6 months ago.

*BPP passes out on the ground*

Me: That went better than expected...I think.

(half an hour later, BPP wakes up)

Me: I forgot to mention, Line said to go **** yourself.

BPP: Who? Oh right, that guy. I never read past the first sentence of his posts, so I don't remember him well. His debating skills are nothing compared to mine.

 

[Arcane1129]

I'm gonna have a lot of enemies around here after the "judges" read that.

/skurred

 

[Flex]

SmallButGettingThere

Miniduck: Why wern't you competing in the Olympia bro?

SBGT: Soon..soon my friend, I just reached my natural peak!

Miniduck: Congrats SBGT, what will you do now?

SBGT: I just got a call from director Jerry Bruckheimer, they want to remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory again and I'm set to play one of the Oompa Loompa's.

Miniduck: That's great news, I'm glad to hear things are going well for you.

SBGT: They are! I also just gained 1/8th of a centimeter girth on my penis from 2 hours a day of PE exercises using a hot wrap around my cock.

Miniduck: Little more information than I needed..thank you for your time.

SBGT: Where's my tub of vasoline?