What Superpower?

[Rocky]

I'm sure I did a thread like this before but can't find it so what the hell.

If you could have any Super Power what would it be and why?

Invisibility so you could rape people without them knowing who you were?

Flying so you could escape the scene of the rape you've committed?

Stop time so you could rape people without them even being aware?

Control peoples minds so you could make people think it wasn't rape?

Super strength so you could pin them down easier when raping them?

Self-regeneration, control fire or water, x-ray vision, etc.

 

[Daniel Andersson]

If I would go with the rape theme...Stop time so you could rape people without them even being aware?

But being able to fly would be awesome

 

[Rocky]

If I would go with the rape theme...Stop time so you could rape people without them even being aware?

But being able to fly would be awesome

Yeah the rape thing isn't really a pre-requisite feature of the manner in which you choose and use your powers. Just examples.

I'd fly too.

 

[samsam]

Mind power, make ppl think i raped them without wasting time actually going through with it.
And if possible, ability to fly so that i could mentally rape people all over the world in a matter of seconds!

I'd be like santa, only with a better job and a pair of ripped pecs.



EDIT: I lied about me having ripped pecs :'(

 

[Arcane1129]

Teleportation or ability to control time.

Teleportation so I could go anywhere instantly (you wouldn't even need flying) and you could do stuff like jumping out of a plane and teleporting back in a split second before you hit the ground.

Controlling time would be cool because you could speed through boring crap or rewind if you messed something up. Actually, now that I think about it...you could see the future doing that and go back in time knowing what was going to happen. Think sports games, game shows, or even wars. Plus it'd be amazing being able to do whatever you wanted (besides getting killed) because you could just rewind time and no one would be the wiser.

 

[pretzeL]

Money...just like Batman, and we all know he's the greatest superhero.

 

[Braaq]

I would like to have powers like the Hulk, because when I get pissed or I am in the gym lifting I feel like him already
Wolverine with his claws and healing power, that would be badass to be able to heal from anything and have some blades on you 24/7.
Or the ability to have anything I can think of manifest.. that would be awesome.

 

[high_five]

I would like Superman's powers. Hes the best superhero. Flying, x-ray vision, super strength, heat vision, etc.
I would also like Buckethead's powers. hes a supernatural being from the future.

 

[Braaq]

I would like Superman's powers. Hes the best superhero. Flying, x-ray vision, super strength, heat vision, etc.

That is what I do not like about Superman, he is too unbeatable unless you have Kryptonite. But all those powers rolled into one? Its overkill to me.

 

[high_five]

Too unbeatable. I guess it is a little unfair, but it would be sweet to have all those powers.

 

[Braaq]

Too unbeatable. I guess it is a little unfair, but it would be sweet to have all those powers.

True but I guess the name says it all.

 

[PrinceVegeta]

teleport and mind control so i can go rape braq and he can he could never find out why he is hurtin in the poophole the next morning......

Just kidding

I think i would like invisiblity!

 

[Braaq]

teleport and mind control so i can go rape braq and he can he could never find out why he is hurtin in the poophole the next morning......

Just kidding

I think i would like invisiblity!

Ill be watching my back....

 

[Robcardu]

I'm sure I did a thread like this before but can't find it so what the hell.

If you could have any Super Power what would it be and why?

Invisibility so you could rape people without them knowing who you were?

Flying so you could escape the scene of the rape you've committed?

Stop time so you could rape people without them even being aware?

Control peoples minds so you could make people think it wasn't rape?

Super strength so you could pin them down easier when raping them?

Self-regeneration, control fire or water, x-ray vision, etc.

Oh God, you're a freaking sexual predator.

 

[Robcardu]

teleport and mind control so i can go rape braq and he can he could never find out why he is hurtin in the poophole the next morning......

Just kidding

I think i would like invisiblity!

If i were Goku, maybe we could fussion ourselves

 

[PrinceVegeta]

If i were Goku, maybe we could fussion ourselves

FUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAA!!

double the penetrating power....we should look for another victim...

 

[Mygeeto]

i would have to say the many and varying psychic powers
ability to levitate objects, read minds, control others, ect

and also the ability to manipulate fire and water/ice

 

[Mildredtabitha]

What is it with the rape thing why can't you use your power for another thing.

 

[sweerie_banana]

The rape part doesn't sound so good. Its just sad.