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If you put your ad up in a dating column, apart from being a loser, what would you put about yourself and what you were seeking?

The usual, GSOH, attractive honest male seeks female with good personality who likes nights out?

Or something more inventive:

Balding male, 55, with prior criminal history seeks paraplegic girl with low self-esteem, 12-15 yrs. Must be discreet.

Let's hear 'em.
 
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22, big penis seeks fitness model.
 
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Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?
 
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Im 33, as hairy as bigfoot, 6', 260lbs. Seeking 15-25 black midget that enjoys dressing up as a tiger. Must be turned on by the smell of immense body odour... and must take it int he arse.
 
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This wasn't meant to be a serious thought in which you are genuinely trying to meet someone. The point of whether there are any fit girls reading your "ad" is irrelevant. :no:
 
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Estrous bear searching for honey
 
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This wasn't meant to be a serious thought in which you are genuinely trying to meet someone. The point of whether there are any fit girls reading your "ad" is irrelevant. :no:

In that case :spy:


21 Year old male, seeks british male, preferrably tall, pale, and anorexic. Must love Sylvester Stallone more than life, and take it in the arse.
 
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Mid-twenties, handsome, athletic guy seeks short-sighted girl with money and dependancy issues who appreciates the nuances and joys of brown love.
 
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Recovering pedophile looking for flat chested woman who is up for pooper sex.
 
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I notice we all have a fancy for teh buttsekz :coolguy:
 
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We're all anal deviants.

Or not-so-secretly gay.
 
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Looking for a Pain's sis, preferably the sis of Pain.

:e5dunno:
 
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21 on year old seeks nice, kind, loving female. Preferably deaf, blind, and mute. Vaginal orphis must simulate the opening of a jar of miracle whip. Bowle control not necessary. Background check of seeker not recommended.
 
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