Your dating ad

[Rocky]

If you put your ad up in a dating column, apart from being a loser, what would you put about yourself and what you were seeking?

The usual, GSOH, attractive honest male seeks female with good personality who likes nights out?

Or something more inventive:

Balding male, 55, with prior criminal history seeks paraplegic girl with low self-esteem, 12-15 yrs. Must be discreet.

Let's hear 'em.

 

[Flex]

22, big penis seeks fitness model.

 

[Braaq]

22, big penis seeks fitness model.

/fail

lies

 

[jornT]

Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?

 

[Clint]

Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?

he has a point.

 

[Skeptic]

Im 33, as hairy as bigfoot, 6', 260lbs. Seeking 15-25 black midget that enjoys dressing up as a tiger. Must be turned on by the smell of immense body odour... and must take it int he arse.

 

[Arcane1129]

Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?

JornT wins the thread

 

[Line]

Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?

She has no self-esteem, just the way I like 'em.

 

[Braaq]

Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?

For once I agree.

 

[Rocky]

Why would a hot girl be reading dating colums?

Is that your ad?


That's the way to win 'em over.

 

[Rocky]

This wasn't meant to be a serious thought in which you are genuinely trying to meet someone. The point of whether there are any fit girls reading your "ad" is irrelevant.

 

[Daniel Andersson]

Estrous bear searching for honey

 

[Clint]

This wasn't meant to be a serious thought in which you are genuinely trying to meet someone. The point of whether there are any fit girls reading your "ad" is irrelevant.

In that case


21 Year old male, seeks british male, preferrably tall, pale, and anorexic. Must love Sylvester Stallone more than life, and take it in the arse.

 

[Rocky]

Mid-twenties, handsome, athletic guy seeks short-sighted girl with money and dependancy issues who appreciates the nuances and joys of brown love.

 

[Zigurd]

Recovering pedophile looking for flat chested woman who is up for pooper sex.

 

[Clint]

I notice we all have a fancy for teh buttsekz

 

[Rocky]

We're all anal deviants.

Or not-so-secretly gay.

 

[Arcane1129]

Looking for a Pain's sis, preferably the sis of Pain.

 

[Flex]

I notice we all have a fancy for teh buttsekz

You lied to me

:angrydude:

 

[The Creator]

21 on year old seeks nice, kind, loving female. Preferably deaf, blind, and mute. Vaginal orphis must simulate the opening of a jar of miracle whip. Bowle control not necessary. Background check of seeker not recommended.