Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[FOOTBALL FAN]

just cracked open a beer England vs Ireland in the rugby has just started

 

[Storm]

i'm not really drunk but kinda "hit". About two liters of beer having dinner and then 4 gintonics. It's 3:33 AM and i'm waking up early "tomorrow" morning...

 

[Palmetto]

YO....

 

[Line]

Bump

 

[Chesticles]

Anyone drunk?

 

[Line]

I was last night. I had to celebrate my deadlift

 

[Chesticles]

I might save it till next weekend

 

[Chesticles]

Noone on the sauce tonight?

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

im drunk right now Fred im going to bed

 

[CaptainCharisma]

im drunk right now Fred im going to bed

who the fuck is fred?

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

who the fuck is fred?

it was because its the drunk right now thread, dont ask I was drunk

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

whats up you muther fucking light weight bitches no piss head since last week wheres Line??????

 

[Chesticles]

I'll be in here tonight




Thats if I don't get laid



So I'll see everyone tonight then

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

I'll be in here tonight




Thats if I don't get laid



So I'll see everyone tonight then

see you tonight bud

 

[Rocky]

I'm sober as a shit.

Got a mate comin up today though so might get a few brews in.

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

I'm sober as a shit.

I should think so its not even midday yet

 

[Rocky]

I should think so its not even midday yet

The time of day is no exuse.

 

[Basebodyfitnesspaul]

Just read through this thread, very funny .

Delgadoman a.k.a Sarah after he's had 3 shots of jack daniels Hi-fuckin-larious!

 

[TrueOutlaw]

on my way to tying a good one on teh 12 oz bottles are falling like flies

 

[TrueOutlaw]

i think its time to break out the grey goose