Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Banshee20]

Im drinking NightTrain.

 

[Line]

Im drinking NightTrain.

Ooo...an aristocrat.

 

[TrueOutlaw]

Im drinking NightTrain.

 

[Line]

Fuck I'm drunk right now

 

[Line]

What's scary is I just drove a half hour home

 

[Line]

What's even scarier is that I threw up in front of my car before climbing into the driver's seat.

 

[Line]

Seriously, my friends are good people and all, but they all weigh 150 pounds...so which one is going to stop me?

 

[Line]

Seriously, I haven't eaten since about 6 pm and it's currently 5:30 am.

 

[Line]

I tried to call this girl I've been trying to bone but she did not pick up. Luckily I will be invited to two different parties this weekend so the chance of her attending and sleeping with me is significantly higher than under normal circumstances.

 

[Line]

I hate you guys.

 

[Line]

So we went to a familyesque restaurant tonight and I did not get any ass...luckily the parties on Friday and Saturday will most likely make up for this travesty.

 

[Line]

I'm thinking of cooking jalapeno poppers for myself at this point.

 

[Line]

My hand is bleeding...presumably from opening too many beers

 

[Line]

A sidenote: It's not a great idea to cook at 6 am...your family will not appreciate it.

 

[Chesticles]

lol go Line

Man I hate you and your fast metabolism. I drunk last saturday so I can't do it again this saturday, and it's free beer to

 

[onebigeric]

How were those poppers Line?

 

[Bulkboy]

I tried to call this girl I've been trying to bone but she did not pick up. Luckily I will be invited to two different parties this weekend so the chance of her attending and sleeping with me is significantly higher than under normal circumstances.

this is entertainment

 

[Line]

How were those poppers Line?

They were fantastic...I ate the whole box though so I've done 45 minutes of cardio the last two days

this is entertainment

I'll keep you updated through this weekend

 

[Chesticles]

What are you doin for patties day Line?

I've decided to drink, I like me the green beer

 

[CaptainCharisma]

i was all ready to get smashed for St. Pattys Day, but i got a pretty badass case of Flu

Line you better pick up my slack